The "Doctor of Common Sense" on Glenn Back
My letter to Alex Jones:
Alex, sir, you must start bringing in the Mormon doctrines which Beck believes. He is a rabid evangelist and missionary for Mormonism, so he believers that God is in bed with his wives, with a perpetual erection, copulating to make enough spirit babies to enter all the bodies of all the babies born in the world. CHECK IT OUT. I am not making this up.
Beck also believes that Jesus is the brother of Lucifer. Beck also believers that he, Beck, will be a god someday with his own universe, and he will be copulating non-stop forever to populate his own universe. His wife will be pregnant forever, non-stop.
He also believes he can take my wife AND YOUR WIFE to be his wife in heaven because we am not Mormons.
The fact is, there is not much distance between Salt Lake City and Mecca as to a sex crazed eternity in Paradise. CHECK THIS OUT. SEE IF I AM RIGHT. If you deal with this, Alex, Beck will pay someone to ice you.
Mormons are absolutely obsessed with convincing the Evangelical world that they are real Christians. Anyone who believes Jesus Christ was sexually produced in heaven, before he came to earth, by God the Father having sex with his wife..... that person, and his religion, are 100% Satanic.
Alex, sir, you are still hammering around the edges. Hit Beck with all the things he believes as a doctrinaire Mormon, and you will have the boy by the tail. At that point, twist vigorously.
2 Corinthians 10:4 (For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds;)
Pull down the strong hold.
It is now my honor to present to Glenn Beck, on behalf of my readers at Balaam's Ass Speaks, the noted and coveted Dead Skunk Award. Glenn has certainly earned this noble distinction due to his continuous noxious stinking promotion of Mormon doctrines.