Thursday, July 28, 2016


What are we in for if Hillary becomes President?

Let's see if you are smart enough to figure out the answer:

Hillary, Hillary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
With Vinces and Chrises and Willy's misses,
And finking Dykes all in a row.

"I am Queen Hillary,
And you are not."


This video makes it very clear that Vladimir Putin feels cornered by the USA. He is calling our lies, and he is exposing the hypocrisy of the US Government.

China has recently admitted they have a low flying, dodge and weave, missle/glider which travels at either Mach 10 or Mach 12. When they first mentioned it, they said Mach 12, but lowered the speed later. It is impossible for our US detection systems to see this monster, and if they did, they could not catch up with it.

Putin, elsewhere, indicates the Russians are developing the same toy.

The US does not have anything like this. We waste our time making small arms by comparison. The US Military is getting ready to invade America, so they waste their revenue making mind controlling weapons to use on Americans.

So, once the US has Russia surrounded on all sides, what do  you suppose Putin will do?

He will strike first, and he will probably use a surrogate enemy of the US to launch an EMP nuke in the new missile from China or Russia. Our leaders will have no idea who to strike back against, and then, the retaliation will be one last shot as the nation dies. I mean DEAD as a world player.

You can count on it..... Putin will not allow the US Military to cross a certain line in his mind. He will not tell us where that line is. He will simply EMP the USA into oblivion.

This is why I keep telling you to prepare to live for at least three years without electricity and modern conveniences. I fully believe God will allow Putin to snuff out the USA.

I believe George W Bush understood this pretty well, and he courted Putin in a friendly way that Putin seemed to love.

Barak Obama has been slapping the Bear with impunity. It seems that Obama's heritage of recreational lying and Mack Daddy bully manners is pushing Putin to the snapping point.

We have to consider the possibility that Obama has a grand plan to see the USA destroyed by an EMP, and his tormenting of Putin is by design. Obama hates Jesus Christ, and Obama hates America. He loves Mecca, and he wants America to be ravaged by any enemy he can arrange. Putin is simply one possibility.

I have many frustrations with Donald Trump. He is NOT the Christian's hope for America. He is a raging bully and empire builder. But, he has talked about friendly relations with Russia, and he has said NATO needs to be revisited. There are signs that Putin would prefer Trump to deal with, rather than the bungling bag lady.

So, this might be one good reason to vote for Trump.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016


This has huge load stats, but you may has missed it. It is really funny.


Watch the video, and then start defending yourself. Monsanto is a killer company, and they seem to be delighted when they kill people around the world.

Monday, July 25, 2016


Incirlik Air Base was an operational centre of the attempted coup. It is also America’s largest foreign stockpile of nuclear weapons.

All the US sources are softening the blow to US strategic issues. The fact is, the coup was headquartered in the Incirlik US Military Base. This then tells us something VERY obvious.....


He turned off the lights at the base, and the US went very quiet and humble in the process. Our people have egg all over their faces now. US media today claim everything is back to normal. I do not believe that. "Normal" does NOT include diplomacy, and that is the story of all US policy worldwide. The nations of the world are getting fed up with our gross meddling.

I can absolutely predict that Putin will now have the upper hand in Turkey. Erdogan knows that Turkey has been targeted for destruction by the CIA and the US State Department. When this blows open, if it does, Obama and Kerry will be the dogs of the whole world. Europe will not be impressed that one of their member states was targeted for destruction. Would the CIA take out Angela Merkel the same way?

This was the other hand you were not watching as the Republican and Democrat Conventions were roaring along. That was supposed to cover the coup which would take out Erdogan. But, the coup failed.

The most terrifying thing is that the US has its largest store of hydrogen bombs stockpiled in this base. This is one of Putin's most frightening issues.

So, the question is, will Putin convince Erdogan to evict the USA and their bomb pile, or will the US keep trying to trash Erdogan? If Kerry convinces Erdogan to let the US stay in Turkey, it will result in Obama becoming the porch monkey of Erdogan.

It may well be that the legacy of Barak Obama will be that he totally destroyed all of America's diplomatic relations with all the world by the time he packs his grip and goes jogging down the road.

Also, Erdogan may very well know exactly what went down in Benghazi. It was the Turkish ambassador who had dinner with Chris Stevens in the Benghazi US consulate just twenty minutes before Stevens was slaughtered. Again, Erdogan may now drop the bomb on Benghazi, and Hillary may be yelling, "Incoming." 


This is developing. This could well be a local EMP done with new weapons for the purpose of knocking out power stations. It could also be Indian Point Nuclear Facility went down. If so, is the reactor going bad or out of control? This is developing NOW, and you heard about it here.

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Gov. Tim Kaine spoke at a dinner to honor a Muslim Brotherhood terrorist suspect,appointed a Hamas supporter to a state immigration commission and has received a lot of donations from the Arab world.
Breitbart reports:
Governor Kaine chose Muslim American Society (MAS) President Esam Omeish to the state’s Immigration Commission. It was an appointment so controversial that even a Muslim group against radical Islam criticized the appointment and lack of vetting.
Kaine spoke at a 2011 dinner honoring Jamal Barzinji, the “Founding father of the U.S. Muslim Brotherhood.”
Barzinji has been on the FBI’s radar since 1987, when an informant told them that Barzinji was part of a network of brotherhood fronts to “institute the Islamic Revolution in the United States.”



During my piano tuning career, the era in southeastern Arizona, I had a customer who had been a Secret Service agent before he retired to Arizona. We got to talking about his experiences in the White House. He had been there over the terms of several Presidents.

He told me that Jacqueline Kennedy was far more of a sex pervert that John Kennedy. One of his jobs, first thing in the morning, was to rush around the White House before guests arrived, and pick up all her underwear from the night before while "entertaining" guests.

He said that Lyndon Johnson was more subtle about his lust for the ladies. The loud speaker, during the day at some time, would announce, "Mrs. Smith will be the guest of the Johnsons this evening." That meant the Mrs. Smith and Lyndon were actually entertaining each other, and Lady Bird had to go find a good book to read. No wonder she nearly lost her mind. This is a bit of Texas history which still makes most Texans blush.

My Secret Service customer gave the final verdict on US Presidents. He said, "The Democrats were all sex perverts, and the Republicans were all crazy and dangerous." He said he never turned his back on President Richard Nixon. By crazy he did not mean that the Republicans would do him harm. He said they were really crazy, as in mentally scatter brained.

Thus, my customer seems to have been something of a prophet.

Would you agree?

Hillary Clinton-
The Dutchess of Dykeville
The stories of her enabling Bill Clinton's rapes of women are now well known. Hillary, according to various noted ladies, has been serviced by hundreds of young women who were brought to Hillary by Huma and her other aides. You need to understand that sodomites and lesbians rise in the morning with an urge to climax, and they go to sleep in the evening with sexual fantasies on their mind.

They do not produce in the work place like straights because they are lusting for other sodomites all day long. I famous sodomite who repented and was born again gave me this report. This will be where the mind of Hillary will be.

And, when she visits other world nations, their leader will have to have a covey of young ladies "service staff" on hand for her. What a great prospect for our diplomatic relationships.

Donald Trump-
The King of Bombast
This guy is the very picture of the March Hare. He is totally full of himself, loves to destroy and fire people, and has no middle kingdom. Everyone he deals with is either his best friend on earth, or if he does not care for them, he castigates them viciously and tries to destroy them. He lies and lies and lies, and the masses love it. It has been reported that Donald has never finished reading a book in his life, and his attention span is extremely short. The response, "Huh?" may become very common in the White House.

So, there you are, my friends. You either elect a raging sex pervert who probably will not end her first term in office because of AIDS dementia. Or, you elect the man from the nut house.

It has come to this.

America is being turned into a loonie bin, at least at the top. Even our Congressmen are so obsessed with sex and little boys that they cannot remember why there are there. Our whole bureaucracy is riddled through with pin heads and mental midgets. The dumbest slobs in American society are the ones hired to fill government positions. The top and the bottom are both corrupted. Rotten eggs float, and rotten apples sink to the bottom.

What it all boils down to is that, one day soon, the only rational order in America will be at the state, city, county, and town lever. Then again, I have to observe that most big cities are plagued with criminals and bribe takers for mayors. Say, when is the last time you took your city councilman to lunch? Keep them honest, and live longer.

But then, my friend the history buff, promised to eat my Texas hat if Joe Biden did not end up President. The thing I like about Uncle Joe is that he is right out there, nothing hidden, nutty as a fruit cake, and groping the ladies. No boys in the closet. He might actually be the best alternative.

Welcome to Zimbabwe.

Proverbs 25:5 Take away the wicked from before the king, and his throne shall be established in righteousness.

Matthew 27:24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.

2 Peter 2:12 But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption;
13 And shall receive the reward of unrighteousness, as they that count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings while they feast with you;
14 Having eyes full of adultery, and that cannot cease from sin; beguiling unstable souls: an heart they have exercised with covetous practices; cursed children:
15 Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness;
16 But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man's voice forbad the madness of the prophet.
17 These are wells without water, clouds that are carried with a tempest; to whom the mist of darkness is reserved for ever.
18 For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness, those that were clean escaped from them who live in error.
19 While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption: for of whom a man is overcome, of the same is he brought in bondage.

So, you may wonder who the most deadly one is in the above discussion. I will let you decide:

Someone once said, and it may have been me, "The winner of any election, under the American system, is determined by who has the biggest horse, and who has the biggest shovel."


Sunday, July 24, 2016


Debbie the Wassername is trying to linger into the Convention, but Hillary's thugs demand she disappear ASAP.
Watch the videos at the site..... What a hoot.

Hillary makes Wasserbum her top campaign official.
Is it possible that Hillary is this stupid? This will make sure that Bernie's groupies declare war on Hillary. This could result in a national call by the Bernie people to destroy Hillary by voting for Trump. And, you may be sure, this just breaks my heart, YORK, YORK, YORK.

This decision by Hillary reminds me of Nixon defending Colson, Haldeman, and Liddy long ago in the Watergate break in and cover up cum lies etc.

And...... I am told that Hillary invited victims of police to speak at the Dem. Convention. This woman is amazing. She seems to have no sense of how that will hit thousands of Democrats.

We need an email dump on Hillary please.

I can see a rebellion at the Dem. Convention. I would be lovely to see Hillary and Sanders come out swinging and self-destruct.

My history major friend prophesied that Uncle Joe Biden would end up running against Trump in the end. This chaos at the DNC could bring that to pass. 

Joe could cut a deal to make Sanders VP, and Hillary could be thrown under the bus, and comes up with "her one eye on the pot, and the other up the chimney."


Ha, I fooled you that time.

We are talking about Malik Obama, President Obama's half brother.


Ero Kamano, Omera Malik

Saturday, July 23, 2016


This man has that added touch of class that makes people like him. He does not strut around like a Mack Daddy from Chicago.

Whatever Donald Trump's faults, I like to think he will look a lot more comfortable with Putin than the foregoing Sophomore.

With world leaders, style counts, and Putin has mastered it.

Now, this will never happen with an American President. Our education system, and our arrogance, have deleted language skills from our leaders. Some of them cannot even speak English well.

Putin was assigned, as a KGB spy during the USSR days, to Germany. After the wall fell, and when Putin became Russia's President, his visits to Germany were a hoot. Herr Schroeder and his officials would virtually roar and howl with delight as Putin held court in fluent German. Those were the good old days.

Since then, the USA has decided the Cold War must return. Once God trashes the USA for its hate for Jesus Christ among our ruling class, you will see Putin back in Germany courting the Hun.

Thus..... Putin shows off his German by impromptu translating for a German official. Please watch the video to the end. You will learn from a German government official what the Germans think of America.

"The Americans are used to fight always wars. Next year they will fight a war against sunshine."


Has it ever occured to you that if Putin set off an EMP nuke over Nebraska, and shut the USA down for years, all over Europe are national leaders who would quietly say, under their breath, "Thank you, Vladimir."?

There is no way to underestimate the animosity and hate the world has for America. You may think that means nothing. We are the almighty bully, and we can bash them all down and keep jackbooting down the road to glory.

Right, that is what Caesar and Alexander the Great said. What happened to them?

And, we are about to choose our next President from between two of America's most arrogant bullies. 

Bad times are coming, me thinks.

Friday, July 22, 2016


What, me worry?


I am serious. It appears that Donald Trump may get lost in the White House. He may walk off during defense briefings. He may take the elevator to hell.


I have to think that the best we can hope for in Trump as President is a cool head who schmoozes world leaders, and they schmooze him back and pick his pockets and laugh as his jet flies away. 

Probably no harm done,  and if we keep buying a lot of stuff at Wal Mart, China will convince the world to keep us as a house pet of the New World Order.


I am with you, Donald
It has to come to this. 

The Donald, in spite of his courtship with Evangelicals, is kissing up to the faggot kingdom. Morally, there is no difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

Oh, to be sure, he has more interesting and less threatening policies, and he has a lot fewer dead bodies strewn out in his back history. But, when push comes to shove, the sodomites win their place in both parties.


Sir Donald claims to be a Scottish Presbyterian. I wonder if he knows that John Knox would have had him draw and quartered in old Scotland if he had kissed up to faggots.


The blame rest squarely on the shoulders of Angela (Adolph) Merkel who virtually fought off the German people in order to flood Europe, but especially Germany, with Islamic Terrorists. 

This is no different than the Holocaust. 

Dead people do not care if it was Hitler or Merkel who sent them into eternity. And, their families left behind weep real tears, you wretched beastette.

Shame on the wicked Witch of Germany.

This is now going to get a lot worse since Erdogan is again poised to ship a million Arab terrorists to Europe.

Thursday, July 21, 2016


She covered it all, and well:


Chris Klippert is a friend whose thoughts inspire me. So, I will just drop his latest observations on Pokemon, technology, and the American national religion, WEALTH, right here:
With this new Pokey-man craze and the progression of technology in freedom liberating applications; I am reminded of what J. Vernon McGee had said about the prosperity that was enjoyed after World War II, that it was the judgment of God on America. 
Then I recall a bumper sticker during the Clinton presidency that said "It's the economy, stupid" meaning to me that who cares how the nation is run as long as we have money and our toys, that's all that matters. 
Fast forward to today where Donald Trump may be the new President who brings in a flood of perceived prosperity, maybe not real in terms of the national debt suicide, but in terms of spending cash per-capita. When quantitative easing continues and cash is flooding into the market place as fiat cash that creates balloon money, fast spending and fun until the bubble pops. 
But during periods of perceived prosperity Americans relax their morals and indulge in their toys and the easy life creating a perfect mentally fertile, sterile mind ready for the next sophisticated phone applications that will lead the lambs to the slaughter with happiness and joy. Who needs shock and terror when we have compulsive hypnotic devices to lead us. 
And another quick thought from your friend's blog the NewsUnit. I saw briefly a video that I didn't watch but read the tag line and it implied that the Feds are controlling the economy by periodic infusions of money printing which temporary drives the stock market up into a false bubble, but the point was this: They know exactly what they are doing and the market is acting exacting how they want it to, and since everything is run by computer it is under their complete control and cannot crash- ever- unless they want it to. 
And it seems that they can keep printing money until the cows come home forever without a problem. My personal feeling is that they will continue this game until the Antichrist comes around and wants a global economy or currency. 
So all this predictions about a spontaneous crash are only feasible if they choose that to happen, or not. With computers running it all there is no way to know if anything is real or fabricated.

I know a lot of predictions predict catastrophe from God's judgment, but until then it can all be wiped out and manipulated by what the classic conspiracy buffs call: "A Silent Weapon for a Quiet War" or something like that.
Doesn't it say For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape. I Thessalonians 5:3. 
Take Care, in Christ, 

Chris is right in sync with the King James Bible and Jesus' prophecies of conditions just before the Rapture of the Lord's Church and the Great Tribulation following:

Matthew 24:37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

Luke 17:26 And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.
27 They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.
28 Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;
29 But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.
30 Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.

So, there is biblical reason to believe that Chris is onto something here. The elite will think they are in control, but Antichrist will overpower them, and it is always possible the American elite will overplay their hand and lose control. This will throw economic power in the direction of biblical prophetic nations, such as, Europe, Russia, China, seven nations surrounding Israel, and the kings of the East, or which China is only one. 

What we can say for sure is this...... You who take the King James Bible literally have the front seat on the show, and you have the best information and instincts to forecast. STOP, STOP, STOP playing into the hands of Alex Jones and Glenn Beck and the gurus of panic. If God wants America to prevail until Antichrist arrives, so be it. If God is fed up with the arrogant toy junkies of the USA, then BOOM, we are toast long before the Beast plays his game.

Whatever you do, KEEP LOOKING UP.


This is insane. 

Yes, the lady got out of the car, and most Texans know that is a bad idea. Yes, she did a bit more explaining than would have been wise. But, I never saw her as ANY threat to the thug cop who man handled her.


But, when the cop dragged her out of the car, and slammed her on the pavement, the cop was out of control. The lady was obviously small, and she was not fighting back. And yes, the cop was preventing her from putting her hands behind her back while ordering her to do so.

But, I freaked out when the cop grabbed her hands, behind her back, and jerked her up off the ground into a standing position. I cannot believe he did not jerk her shoulders out of joint.

The after discussion shows the second cop was way over the line on Adrenalin. His responses imply the lady got what she had coming to her because she was Black. He should not be a cop now. He should be pounding rocks.

That second cop needs to have to wash dishes in a Black restaurant on the East Side of Austin for six months in order to keep his job.

The Black teacher impressed me as humble and rational, but she had every reason to want to know why this happened and what would be done about it.


Frankly, I would be all for disowning those two cops and giving him the choice of leaving Texas forever or serve hard time.


This is a very bad omen. What it tells us is that Third World nations are more honorable and just in their leadership. That is the ONLY way national wealth can be converted into well being and better living conditions.

When the Third World starts up, and when the USA goes down, in such a factor, it is a subtle but frightening harbinger of bad things to come.

And, you now know why the world's nations laugh, and even curse, when they are told the US Secretary of State wishes to visit their nation. They know they will be nannied and nagged by the US official, while back home in Detroit and NYC life it going bad for Americans.



US companies are walking away from China. One in four companies have found China a pain in the corporate posterior, but are they coming home to the USA?

Watch the video please.

Poor Donald..... He will now have to run all over Asia looking for those AWOL corporations from the USA.

If you have been a reader here for any amount of time, you will know that I have this peculiar thing about old songs from the Neoprene Age to illustrate present trends:

So, Donald Trump has told us that he will see to it that this song is added to the National Anthem of the USA.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016


No, but Pokemon is showing us how the masses will crave the Mark of the Beast.

First, watch Bill Wittle and friends as they discuss Pokemon.

So, there is an up side to Pokemon. Anyone who can get the dead heads off of Facebook and Twitter, that is, relating to people they have made no personal investment in..... anyone who can get people out in the fresh air, talking to other rational (?) strangers in real life..... we should applaud.

The makers of Pokemon are actually getting the Vitamin D level up. 80% of all Americans are deficient in Vit. D.

Now, the issue of obsessed people, staring at their I-pad, and walking in front of a train..... that is serious, but I doubt if it will be common. But, what about playing Pokemon while driving? That pales the issue of texting while driving.

What is really deadly in this game is the way you "I Agree" yourself into being tracked and your personal life published, possibly even your personal conversation with strangers, being tracked all the time, at least all the time you have the game up.

Here is a scenario. 

You are walking along a sidewalk in some city chasing down the next beastie. You see a man coming along with his nose down and staring into his I-pad. You stop him, and sure enough, you are both members of the great world of beastie collecting. You chat for a while, and you walk on.

The next time you try to fly somewhere you find you are on the no-fly list. It turns out that the guy you stopped and talked with is a member of ISIS, and he was arrested only minutes after you were talking to him. Google made the connection between you and an ISIS member, fired it to NSA, and for the rest of your life you will be classified as a "Potential Terrorist." Do not try to tell me this could not happen. This is the way our Federal Government deals with their suspicions.

Furthermore, let us discuss the Mark of the Beast and this Pokemon game.

When you click "I Agree," you are handing your life to the system. Right now, it is all about corporations and their lust to mess with your mind and drive you to buy their products. I can easily see the day when Google cuts a deal, many deals, with corporations to lead you to beasties which are carefully located near things you like. If you like Krispy Kreme donuts, you might just find that a lot of the beasties you find turn up at Krispy Kreme. If you collect guns, you may find a lot of beasties hang out at Academy or Bass Pro Shop. Hmmmm

But, the point with the Mark of the Beast is this..... Pokemon is showing us how millions of people, of all ages, will give up their privacy for a kick and for pleasure. I have assumed for several years that the Mark of the Beast would be very attractive and solve many of life's problems, and that, the vast majority of the earth's population will virtually BEG FOR  the Mark of the Beast. It will solve so many problems for them.

Do you suppose the Mark of the Beast, which the Bible makes clear will be associated with something in the forehead of right hand, will come with a virtual reality kicker. What if the Mark of the Beast, while tracking your total financial life, will give you the ultimate reality rush. This may be sexual, commercial, and social. It may connect you with just the sort of people you love to be with.

If you are not a born again Christian and Bible believer, you would jump for the Mark at once for all the kicks you will get from it.

So, if you were suckered into Pokemon, that is, giving up loads of your privacy, even to the point of giving someone you do not know, and have no reason to trust, your location privacy all day long, you will one day take the Mark of the Beast and never know what hit you.

For you Pokemon game players, you who never gave one thought to your privacy lost, here is the world coveted Dead Skunk Award just for you. See if you can hit this beastie with your little ball.

Tuesday, July 19, 2016


Obama's Brotherhood was dumped out of office by the Egyptian Military.....


This is what Obama has to watch on his office computer:

Sheik Barak Obama deserves all the hate he gets from the Arabs.

Please note: The Arabs thrashing Obama on the video were Muslims, but they still hate him.


These guys are just not getting the coverage they deserve.

I think this would be a great new number for the worship leaders of the mega church.

Joel Osteen should look into this.


Trust the Germans to make a self-driving bus.

Mercedes at that.


So, you get on the driverless bus at the airport in Frankfurt, and the audio says, "Velcome to Deutchland uber Alles. Pleece shut up und tighten zeat belts."

So, off you go, and six hours later the voice comes back on and says. "Ya vol, und ve hafe made zum mistaken. Ve are now coming to the Arch de Triumph. Ven der bus shtops, get outa here at vonce, und leaf none of your shtuff in der zeats pleece. Danka. Any complaints you make pleece to Francois Hollande."

So, I got to thinking. And, after many hours burning the midnight oil and my toast, I have an announcement. I have produced the world's first self-driving wheel barrow. 

This vehicle is high tech for sure. It does one thing very well indeed. If you park this wheel barrow in the garage at the end of the day, it waits until dark, and then it starts up and drives itself out into the path you take to go lock up the chickens. 

There is sits, phlegmatic and cool in the dark. It makes not a sound, not a squeak. 

Lovely in the evening air,
Laying on its side right there;
Waiting for the master fair,
Til it springs and spreads despair.

Thus, when you go to close the door of the chicken coop, you will find the wheel barrow in the dark. You will find the wheel barrow on top of you. You will realize my fantastic wheel barrow is not only self-driving, it is vengeful. 

For an add on fee, I can program the wheel barrow to self-park itself in your neighbor's back yard. Think about this. A way to punish your neighbor for borrowing your wheel barrow and not returning it.

So, Mercedes has nothing on us Americans in Texas.