Wednesday, August 31, 2011

From Erin in New South Wales, Australia


I had an idea from  the Lord, about those Indian telco callers, that the next time they call I should share the Gospel with them.  Well only a few days later, you quessed it, I got one of those calls.

“Hello Mame, (delay) are you the owner of this telephone? (delay) Is your Name Mrsss. Muugglllleton?” And on they go. Here was my chance to give him the Gospel.

I was enthusiastic with my “Am I glad you called, I have some fantastic news just for you.”

His reply, “You have, Mame?”

“Yes I do,”  - and I gave him the gospel in its simplicity.

His reply was, “Mame, can you tell me what the Psalms mean?”

“Sure, it means songs,” and so my discussion went on. 

He told me he is a catholic, so I told him to read his Bible and to ask God to teach him, not to worry about the priest. And so after more positive talk, the phone cut off.  I praised God for the opportunity to share the gospel with some one half a world away.

That evening whilst cooking tea, our phone rang. Leigh answered, “Yes, my wife told me of your conversation, would you like to talk to her?”

His reply, “Yes.” and proceeded to say that his supervisor had cut him off, and he wanted to tell me how thankful he was for my call, how he was greatly encouraged by my call.   He asked which part of the Bible he should read.

I said, “The Gospel of John, and read it many times, praying to God.”   I thanked him and gave him my blessing.

All glory to God, my desire is to be obedient to whatever My Lord asks me. And wow! did I get a blessing from sharing Gods word.  I’m still a donkey, but a “praising the Lord Donkey.”

In Christ

Erin
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Steve comments:

This is all about telemarketers calling on the phone. I also did this. A lady called from a window company. I told her I had a contractor building a mansion for me, and he would be using only the best window material. I asked if their windows were warrantied. She said they were. I told her that if my contractor would buy her windows, she would have to warrantee them for eternity.

There was a long pause. She then asked if I was a Christian. I said I was, and that my contractor was Jesus who was preparing a mansion for me in heaven. I expected her to politely excuse herself. Surprise for me! She said, "He is building me a mansion too. 

Our conversation at once turned to sweet fellowship. She had been saved just two weeks before that call, and she was bubbling over with joy. The call ended when she said, "Oh me, here comes my supervisor-- I will have to excuse myself. God bless you."

When I get to heaven, that lady and I will do some shouting about how good the Lord is, and what a great mansion contractor he is.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

THE WEED IS JUST TOO POWERFUL

It seems to me that the weed in San Francisco is just too powerful for this lady.

She should get off of it and try to go on a milk and cookies fast.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

JUNK YARD CHURCH SERVICE

Did you ever go to a church, and it sounded like this?
http://www.goatfamily.com/slideruleblues.mp3



1 Corinthians 14:38 But if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant.
39 Wherefore, brethren, covet to prophesy, and forbid not to speak with tongues.
40 Let all things be done decently and in order.


1 Corinthians 14:23 If therefore the whole church be come together into one place, and all speak with tongues, and there come in those that are unlearned, or unbelievers, will they not say that ye are mad?


It is OK to walk out on honky tonk church. They are NOT being somehow used by God, ".....because God can  use any method to reach people." By that logic, we could tattoo John 3:16 on the bellies of the teen age girls in the church, and have them strip. 


By your sick logic, your wimpy apologetic, God could use that method to win souls to Christ-- is that what you believe?


Credit to the Goat Family for the music clip-- they are a fun group not claiming to do church in any form.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

IRENE

We just came home from eating at the Happy Wok. This is a new restaurant in Liberty Hill owned by a man who came to the USA with the boat people long ago from Vietnam.


While eating, the TV on the wall was nonstop coverage of hurricane, Irene. What a hoot. They had the guy in the studio wearing a MacIntosh! The guys reporting were either standing in the surf (I am not kidding) or standing on  a pier with the wind whipping them around. All for a wimpy category 1 beast. Bah.


If this hurricane had been coming into Texas, or Mississippi, the big media would have given it some comment about once every thirty minutes. But, because it is coming in to Washington DC, the center of the civilized world, and NYC, the center of big media and big everything self-possessed.


They have a cumulus lapidum (pile of rocks), and they thing the are big stuff. The wind may blow over a newspaper vending machine. What thrills. And, I love the way Mayor Bloomingspleen and Governor Chrissy threatened the people to get them off of the beach. Is it a free country yet? Can we decide when we are safe? Maybe we are all that dumb after all and need Big Nanny to keep us out of trouble.


So, I only wish Texas could have one good hurricane. We need the rain so bad.


I offer a tribute to Irene, the show girl of bluster:




Friday, August 26, 2011

LEADER OF THE BAND

There is an investigative mafia, made up of some smug snobs, who are dedicated to trash anyone who takes a narrow position on biblical truth.
Problem: The vast majority of them are perverts and pimps for the Wolf.

Here is a classic example
-- Mama's baby boy gave me a page just for me. WOW

Here is what really drives this jerk
-- Suffer the children, but NOT to come to Jesus.

This sex pervert also has a Christian news blog
.

Now, YOU decide-- all of us cranks for truth, are we really that dangerous? It is a deadly world in the Last Days:


1 Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;






TEXAS


Texas as it is-- Made in Texas by Tejanos.


Want to see more?-- Nacodoches

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

DANCING 'NEATH A LIVE OAK TREE


A story from the Monte of Mexico

Juan Vargas moved on at the crack of dawn,
     Deep into Texian land;
Tortillas for one, his riata and gun,
     And a running iron in hand.
He rode softly along, with a hum and a song,
     A seniorita on his mind;
A padron in the Monte, and tamales picante,
     All waited him far behind.

Juan Vargas was born where the Inca doves mourn,
     In the drought of sixty three;
His mother- a goat herd, his father- a Spaniard,
     "Just passing through," you see.
He grew up in the dust, the timbers and rust,
     Of Montezuma's bygone day;
That past age of glory, the enchanting story,
     Made the here and now feel gray.

Juan Vargas, he thought, then he thought some more,
     He would leave the goats and cactus;
Up in Texas he learned, he could get him a herd,
     To sell to some pastor do vacas.
So he slipped our of sight, in the black of the night,
     And visited Don Maldanado.
Who promised a price, and a job very nice;
     If he would increase Don's manada.

So, it's on down the way, in the heat of the day,
     And cut out some steers and calves;
He just needed to send, for a vaquero friend,
     Then brand'em and ride home for halves.
He'd been to this store, a few times before,
     And the steers were fat and handy.
Or, so he thought, as he picked up a trot,
     And he spotted some longhorns dandy.

A big steer here, cow and calf over there,
     'Til he had a small herd pointed south;
Then on down a draw, so nobody saw,
     And water and bed them down;
No fire tonight, no smoke is in sight,
     If the padron comes gettin' antsy;
For a rustler free, and a live oak tree,
    And a brand new rope for dancin'.

Up with the sun, and off at a run,
     For the Rio's cool libation;
Just one more day, then he would stay,
     In the Monte's sweet liberation.
With his running iron friend, give the business an end,
     They would all have a bright new brand;
I'll turn the "BE" into the bar "BB",
     But first, cross the Rio Grande.

You weren't fast enough, through the brushy and rough,
     Juan Vargas, theyr'e onto your trail;
If they catch you now, with the padron's cows,
     You'll be blessed if it's only jail.
There's Big Foot Walker, the Commanche stalker,
     With the boss of the old "BE";
Juan Vargas alone, and far far from home,
     Will dance 'neath a live oak tree.

The buzzards came down, to wait on the ground,
     For Juan Vargas to age some more;
It's a buzzard's fiesta, and Juan Vargas' siesta,
     Midst the mud and the blood and the gore.
If you ride out that way, the the heat of the day,
     A haunting sight meets your gaze;
A rope hanging free, from the live oak tree,
     The end of a young man's days.

Every Nana's son who's tempted to run,
     From the Monte's dusty hills;
All of you hombres, consider Juan Vargas,
     And beware of those Texian thrills.
Find a nice seniorita, a pretty chiquita,
     Get married, be happy and free;
Herd your goats every day, in the antiguo way;
     You won't dance 'neath a live oak tree.

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Definitions: Some Spanish and some Texian

Riata- A Mexican lariet made of woven leather with a looped end.
Running iron- A branding iron with only a bar for altering brands.
     It was customary in the old days to hang a man for even
     carrying one while on the open range. The running iron was
     made for only one use-- altering existing brands. This was
     done by adding a bar or filling in an "E" to become a "B" etc.
Seniorita- Unmarried lady
Chiquita- Coloquial for a pretty girl
Picante- Hot or spicey
Monte- High place- also prairie area south of San Antonio and
     in northern Mexico
Pastor do vacas- Herder or owner of cattle
Manada- Herd of cattle
Vaquero- Mexican cowboy
Padron- Owner of a ranch or hacienda
Brushy- Brush country south of San Antonio
Fiesta- Feast of party
Siesta- Nap in the midday
Nana- Grandmother
Antiguo- Old fashioned
Hombres- Men or working men

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