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Dr. Bonaparte Muddle
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Also, social distancing rules require you to sit six feet from the monitor. The management will provide chop sticks for anyone with short arms.
Be sure to wash your hands for twenty minutes every time you hit the backspace key. When you are finished visiting my blog, tear the top off of a 1959 Cadillac and send it to Dr. Fauci for a refund.
Thank you for helping us stop the epidemic and make yourself totally insane in the process. Lots of luck.
Office of the CDC (Center of Demented Crazies)
Dr. Bonaparte Muddle
FROM OUR THERAPY CENTER
