Friday, March 19, 2021

NO BITE, NO HANGOVER

The latest novelty for bar hoppers is the Sans Bar. It offers only drinks and cocktails made with no alcohol. What a revolutionary idea...... being able to drive home without getting a DUI, and waking up without a hangover.

It is always a hoot to Bible believers to see the ungodly world try to apply Bible based truths to their perverted moral world.

Proverbs 20:1 Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

So, now we have a new "Baptist Standard" issue. Will Pharisee pastors make a law forbidding their witless lambs from patronizing the local Sans Bar? Will they have to order only coffee and Dr. Pepper, or can they order a kosher screw driver? Just when you have the little red rule book from Bob Jones University properly revised for the "present stress," here comes an alternative to the law.

I just hope the proprietors have come up with alternatives that have some character. Potato water in the place of vodka would be a bit bland.

Ironically, the two groups that stand to benefit the most from this innovation are Baptists and Muslims.

Now, the mega church can add a dry bar to their Starbucks counter.

Never let it be said that Steve Van Nattan is shy about rocking the boat occasionally.