Scientists at Stony Brook University have been staring at pink poop on Danger Island in Antarctica, and they have concluded that the penguins on the Island are either going extinct, all 1.5 million of them, or, they are not pooping as much pink poop as they did twenty years ago.
It is good to contemplate that Al Gore warned us, long ago, of the coming age of diminishing pink poop.
You have no idea how upset I am about this. The world may soon have a shortage of pink poop, and you don't even care.
We must all so live that, after our departing into our next life, the world will say of us, "He sure was a great defender of pink poop."
Now, some reading here will mock and tell me there is no such thing as pink poop. So, here is the story just the way I heard it.....
ARTICLE ON THE PINK POOP CRISIS IN ANTARCTICA
