Tuesday, June 25, 2019


Answer: I have no idea.

But, Jared Kushner is a fantastic candidate to be the Antichrist, what with his Jewish heritage and with his heavy role in the worldwide peace process.

This latest attempt at peace is coupled with prosperity, and Jared makes it clear that his "Team" is working outside the political arena. This is a step higher in motivation and cultural structure than Henry Kissinger's very political format. This will give many players in the Middle East the option of being part of the process without being seen at home as traitors.

Smart move, Jared.

By the way, Jared is 38 years old, and this closely matches the age of Jesus Christ when he began his ministry. Kushner has also positioned himself outside the political inner circle of Trump and his power circle, while he also rides the momentum of Trump's political coup in being elected President of the USA.

If Jared Kushner is indeed the Antichrist, he will soon be called on by desperate leaders of Israel and the Arab world to solve some horrendous issue looming. The timing with the run up to war between most Middle Eastern nations with Iran could well be the event causing the region's leaders to rush to Jared for help.


Again, I am NOT saying Jared Kushner is the Antichrist, but he IS performing very well for the role if he happens to be Satan's man of the moment. And, always remember, Satan is not in charge. Jehovah God is sovereign, and if Jared is the man, God approves of this at the highest level.



Ultimately, it is obvious that Jared will one day have to spin off from President Trump in order to survive after Trump leaves the White House. Jared is not yet entirely his own man as a world class force. When, and if, that day comes, his candidacy for Antichrist will jump immensely. The Antichrist will NOT satellite around Washington DC. His focal point will be Jerusalem and the Middle East.

Question: What if Elizabeth Warren (or some other rabid Democrat) manages to take the White House away from Trump? Answer: Virtually any Democrat in America who reaches the Oval Office would fire Jared Kushner at once, probably in a fury of hate and feminist rage. 

Would Jared's destiny be destroyed? Answer: Not at all. All he would have to do is renounce his US citizenship and apply to Israel and Saudi Arabia for dual citizenship and move to Israel. Voila, he would become the darling numero uno of the Middle East. Also, the Democrat President would be forced to go visit him and bow before him deeper than Obama bowed in Saudi Arabia in order to retain any influence in the Middle East. The Democrat President would also become the dog of American Jews, and there goes reelection. If this boy plays his cards right, he will remain a big force to be reckoned with for many years.

In what way is Jared Kushner disqualified to be Antichrist?

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.

Ivanka and Jared make a fine looking couple and seem to be very happily married. Something will have to happen to end that, and Jared will not be married when his day of glory arrives if he is Antichrist. It would be dishonest of me to leave out this caveat as some prophecy teachers do.

After thought: In meditating on these thoughts I realized another key factor in prophecy.  In order for Jared to be the world's best hope as a peace maker, though it will be counterfeit, Jared Kushner will have to one day visit with Iran and charm them in order to claim he made real peace in the Middle East. That will be the ultimate challenge. 

Saturday, June 8, 2019


Your body and soul, and mine, will one day seperate. Your soul will go to be with the Lord or will go to Hell. Yout body will go back to the dust.

Are you ready for the final call?

2 Corinthians 5:6 Therefore we are always confident, knowing that, whilst we are at home in the body, we are absent from the Lord:
7 (For we walk by faith, not by sight:)
8 We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.
9 Wherefore we labour, that, whether present or absent, we may be accepted of him.
10 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad.
11 Knowing therefore the terror of the Lord, we persuade men; but we are made manifest unto God; and I trust also are made manifest in your consciences.

What are you doing to justify your existence in this world? Why can depend on you? Who needs you to comfort them? Who is learning how to be a better Christian because of you?

So, why should God leave you here any longer?

Wednesday, June 5, 2019



I used to go to sleep at night to the sound of the drums. Sometimes the drums were beating to appease devils our neighbors feared. But, must of the time the drums were talking to the people, and the people danced to the rhythm of long ago and other times. Those were the nights I went to sleep easily and slept well.

My Dad was riding the train in Tanzania one day, and along the tracks an African woman stood. As the train rolled by, the wheels set up a perfect dance rhythm..... ca tic ca tac, ca tic ca tac as the wheels hit the break in the rails. The woman was entranced by the sound of the wheels and was dancing to the sound of the wheels. 

We all have it. You sit in a restaurant, and some guy across the room is drumming his fingers on the table totally unaware of what he is doing. You cannot help it, but you will soon find that your mind is flowing along with the rhythm.

All of life flows along this way. A branch hanging from a tree in the water of a flowing stream will be catching and flipping up and down as the water flows around it. The wood pecker drums on the tree, and your mind gets into the rhythm unconsciously. The clock ticks away measuring out time in a system of rhythm, and you are part of it.

Think about that the next time you are downtown sitting and watching people. The rhythm goes on and on.

Are you or a friend having problems with your short term memory deteriorating? There is almost nothing better and more therapeutic for the memory than making music.


Now, you older folks with memory issues, try to sing along with this oldie by Ray Stevens from the 1950s. 

Play it again, and see if you can do better the next time. If you can keep up, you do NOT have a memory problem. You need more time in the sun getting your Vitamin D up.

Monday, June 3, 2019


WHAT GOD CAN DO...............

There is no power can conquer you while God is on your side.

Judges 6:14 And the LORD looked upon him, and said, Go in this thy might, and thou shalt save Israel from the hand of the Midianites: have not I sent thee?

If God has sent you to live the life he gave you, he will give you the strength to finish it in victory.

Sunday, June 2, 2019


Any of you who still love the days of ballads, this is second to none from the Aussie Outback.

Wednesday, May 29, 2019


The lady speaks in the cause of men in society.

I need to vent a bit based on my own experience.

Only recently I have stopped tuning pianos for a living. I started tuning in about 1983 and kept at it for 35 years. This was a second vocation I used to augment my income I received from small churches I pastored. I may tune a few church pianos in the coming years, but I have stopped tuning in homes because of the trend by women to sue men for rape and winning, regardless of what did or didn't happen.

But, my point in this comment is that the piano tuning trade is about 98% done by men. Can women make good piano tuners?

Answer: They can, and I have met one woman piano tuner who seemed to do good work. So, why are they not in the trade?

1. Piano tuning is not a trade that you can acquire by agitating for you rights. To become a piano tuner you need to study a very complicated process with no tolerance for less than perfection. There is no such thing as a fast tuning or a cut rate tuning. Every tuner learns early that, no matter whether it is a concert hall or a retired old lady with bad hearing, the only tuning that goes on every piano is a perfect one. If you try to do a less than perfect tuning, you will not be able to finish the tuning successfully. This trade is basically self-regulating by the mathematics and unforgiving laws of music.

2. Tuning a piano goes on and on for possibly hours. It all depends on the condition and brand of piano. Steinway made some shoddy grands in the 1970s when they were in financial trouble, and those pianos fight the piano tuner all the way. You cannot tell the customer he has a low quality Steinway. People all think that is impossible with Steinways. Also, once you start tuning, you cannot stop and walk off. A partly tuned piano is a train wreck if not completed. 

3. Also, your either find tuning to be a new fresh challenge every time you tune, or you quickly hate the sheer boredom of the endless repetition of the process. I personally never got bored with tuning pianos. That is not because I am a better man than other men. It is simply because God put me together that way, and I never had to emotionally fight to keep tuning. Piano tuners have a very special temperament, and it is impossible to be an emotional person when at work and while tuning pianos. Women are made by God to react emotionally to frustration. Men get frustrated and decide to conquer. This is the main reason women cannot do well at piano tuning. It is not a trade you just learn by practice and determination. You cannot develop a negative attitude to your work and survive in piano tuning.

4. Just like plumbers and air conditioning tradesmen, you have to go into all sorts of homes, and you have to tune for men who actually ARE rapists. You don't get to quizz them ahead of time to see what they are like, and you may find they are decent until you are half way through the tuning. If you flee the home at that point, you will be sued for leaving the piano in a mess. You also have to tune in public schools where macho boys will see you as vulnerable and steal you tools when you are not looking. I personally have had some very ugly customers I had to deal with, like aggressive faggots and Satanists. It takes a lot of diplomacy, and even some threats, to make such men back off.

5. The day will come when some well known musician will call you for a tuning. When he hears you are a woman, he may just hang up on you at once. Performance piano playing is clearly dominated by men. This is because women play with feeling, and men play to conquer the music and the piano. The results are that the average audience loves the effect of conquest a lot more than a lullaby. Concert musicians are also picky and demanding and critical. They often demand things that cannot be done in the tuning process, and you will have to explain to them firmly that you cannot produce their every whim and fancy. Doing this man to man does not always work, but doing it woman to man is going to be virtually impossible. Concert musicians believe they know everything there is to know about music, that is, as they see it. 

So, lady, go ahead, order a correspondence piano tuning course, get yourself a tuner friend as a mentor, and I promise you that you will be putting your tool kit on eBay about a month after booking your first customer. You simply cannot do anything a man can.

And, as Janice satirically points out, you need to hate me for telling you this. But, if you cannot lift just as much as the men you work with, and if you cannot climb a TV tower and replace the red flashing light bulb, don't apply for a job where you have to keep begging a man to help you finish the work. That is cheap feminism that a real man hates.

Are women better at anything in the music field than men? 

Absolutely. Consider the career of Barbara Streisand. She has charmed the world with her exceptional voice control for many years. Another area where women do best is in piano accompaniment of congregational singing. Women, being created more emotional beings, know how to serve. Men know how to conquer. A man playing for congregational singing is like quarter back changing a baby's diaper- all thumbs. I have never allowed a man to accompany group singing in any church I pastored over the years. It just does not work. I do not know why, but women seem to do better at playing the harp than men do. Women are more agile and delicate at musical dance than men.

Stay away from jazz bands ladies. I do not know why, but men seem to do better there. It may be because of men's behavior behind the curtain. 

Finally, there are exceptions to everything, but trends are a very good thing to consult before you run out in the world and go looking for a job to take away from a man, or visa verse men.

The human ear wants to hear high notes slightly sharp. Piano tuners know this and tune it into the treble on purpose. Barbara Streisand also learned this somewhere in her past, and she has mastered it. This is the reason she sounds so correct and sweet on the high notes, and that is why savvy women can charm the roughest macho man when they sing some songs.

Sunday, May 26, 2019


The Roman Catholic Church is a Hell hole numero uno. This habitation of dragons is now clearly the filthiest hog pen on earth. There is nothing redeeming about the Vatican, and Pope Francis is going along with this fake holiness. 


You fools that stay in the Catholic Church always claim your Pope is holy and could not possibly have anything to do with pedophilia. Well, the Apostle Paul does not agree with you.

Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

That last verse makes it clear that those who cover up pedophilia and sodomy in the Vatican are taking pleasure in these criminal acts. As the Pope covers up for his filthy dogs, he is taking pleasure in their wickedness. This means the Pope, in the eyes of God, IS a pedophile.

Revelation 18:4 And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.

Thursday, May 23, 2019


Just leave your Liberal limping lousy politics in Norwalk or Oakland please.

Wednesday, May 22, 2019


The Feds are watching you everywhere you go, and the supermarket knows who you are when you walk through the door by scanning your eyes. Well, we are moving up a notch in technology to the spying toilet. Kohler is watching.

From now on, when you visit toilets in certain places, your will be scanned for your health as Big Brother checks out your butt. So far, they seem to have failed to include a way to actually identify you via your backside. But, I am sure the day will soon come when all of us will be required to have a bar code tattooed on our butt so the authorities can enter your scan into the national health data base.

Here is how it works. The scanning sensors in the toilet seat scan your blood pressure and other life threatening data as you toot and tiddle. This data is at once processed, and an expert doctor far away looks at your scores. Before you are done with the clean up, a voice comes over the speaker nearby and says.....

"Mr. Higgins, you have hemorrhoids, high blood pressure, and enlarged kidneys. You have only three months to live. Please contact your funeral home to make arrangements. And, by the way, a needy man with sclerosis of the liver will be contacting you to offer you a bid to buy your liver when you die. This message is from the United States Office of Butt Scans where we live by the motto, 'We never let anyone fall behind.'"

The only way to escape this destiny is to stand on the seat to do your business. This is common with Asians who are not used to sitting on a toilet. We may all want to learn their art of standing while defecating in order to remain anonymous to the spies below.

Tuesday, May 21, 2019


This Gospel song from Jamaica is beyond pathetic. I had no idea how bad it is in Jamaica. If you know Christians there, they should be on your praher list.

So, you think we have a problem in Chicago and New York City with guns and violence. We in America are blessed beyond imagination compared to some nations in Central America, Africa, and the Caribbean.

What is amazing is to hear their optimism and faith in God in the face of these sorrows they also experience.

But, America must repent, or we will also slide over the edge and become a Third World nation. We just had a past President who exalted Islam, the Islamic Brotherhood, and funded the terrorist nation Iran. We now have a President who threw away two wives when their youthfulness passed and married a porn queen. Worst of all, thousands of silly ass preachers are exalting this man who preaches that we should, "Grab them by the p____y."

There will be repentance soon in America, AT THE CHURCH HOUSE, or American Christians will be singing Bang Yuh Belly and Bawl.

2 Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

Thursday, May 16, 2019

Sunday, May 12, 2019


America is the land of the second chance. Your past, your race, your family heritage, and your mojo do not need to define you. In America, if your really deal with yourself for who you really are, God will take the pieces of your life and make it new.

Like this...................

It does help to be in Texas though.

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Friday, May 10, 2019


I think this is a splendid version of some hymn I never heard sung by a Pentecostal disciple of Kenneth Copeland.

Monday, May 6, 2019


It is about time we slap down the dim bulb conspiracy against capitalism and hard work. And, I point out to you that the Apostle Paul was a capitalist long ago.

2 Thessalonians 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
11 For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.
12 Now them that are such we command and exhort by our Lord Jesus Christ, that with quietness they work, and eat their own bread.

We are told by Karl Marx and his faithful disciples in the Democratic National Committee, along with AOC, the dead beat bartender from Honky Tonk City, Bronx, that capitalism is wicked and must be replaced with Marxism. They love to find a crook in business and use him to paint the whole working world of America with a broad brush of criminality.

Well, there have been honest, moral, and God fearing capitalists for many years, and here is one from Texas history to prove it.

The most provoking aspect of this hate for capitalists in America is that the Progressive Liberal Marxist Democrats in the USA belly ache about the one percenters and then buy their products and would be helpless without them. 

Let us all so live that, when a capitalist hater pukes up his or her (or it's) gripes about capitalism, we will be known as those who slapped their face soundly and made fools of them.


I decided to add a Capitalist song for you. Any banana boat longshoreman in Jamaica is just as much a Capitalist as Warren Buffett.


Tuesday, April 30, 2019


Our first course in SENILITY IN GOVERNMENT came by courtesy of Hillary Clinton.

Our second course in SENILITY IN GOVERNMENT comes to us courtesy of Joe Biden.

Biden has more than a problem groping for the dames. He also has a problem groping for words.


I predict that the Dems will cheer and cheer louder and louder as Biden garbles his speech. That is what they did with Hillary. There were actually times when the crowd of Democrats applauded when Hillary had a brain fart.

What does this say about Democrats?

We may now assume that loyal Democrats are deeply impressed and satisfied when their leaders go senile and make it glaringly clear that they are not fit to run for even the office of dog catcher. Dems love their leaders dumb as snot and worrying that Guam will tip over if we add more troops to it.

This is very troubling because election voting count indicates that we are talking here about 50% of all Americans. This may explain why the Dems are so eager to flood America with mentally slow and deluded illegals who have been rejected from South and Central America.

It is a great honor and pleasure to BALAAM'S ASS SPEAKS BLOG to award the Dead Skunk Award to Blubbering Joe Biden. He didn't look left, and he didn't look right, and there you are.

Sunday, April 28, 2019


This hymn singing does not exist in 90% of the rest of the world's religions. Islam has NO singing in their mosques, in fact, Mohammed hated singing and almost all music. Hindus have no such singing in their temples. Liberal Christianity has no such joy, only dull banal moaning.

And, the most pathetic denomination of all, as to group singing, is the First Church of Satanic Evolution. Antibishop Richard Dawkins and friends have no such songs of joy.

So, CLICK HERE, get a cup of coffee, and enjoy old timey song singing by Bible believers.

Friday, April 26, 2019


It is time for a word study from the King James Bible.

When Christ returns, will you be eagerly looking for him?

Hebrews 9:28 So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.

The Calvinist would tell us that this is not a conditional verse. God will force every elected believer to look for Christ at his return. Reformed Christians will be trundling along, living a generally self-satisfied life, and God will send an angel, jerk the believer' dead back, and whisper in their ear, "Look up and expect a big surprise you idiot." 

This is because Calvinists have a ho hum eschatology. Everything is up to God, and the believer does not have to participate in the final eschatological events. God just forces a happy ending on us all.

Not so. Hebrews 9:28 makes it very clear that you either be waiting eagerly for Christ, and (active verb) looking for him, or you miss the event. THE VERSE IS CONDITIONAL. Be looking for him, or be left behind.

The verb look in the Greek is "apekdechomai" 
apek- This is a preposition from which we get apex in English. The implication is Christ's return is from UP.
dechomai- to receive favourably, give ear to, embrace, make one's own, approve, not to reject
Thus, the implication is that of looking up eagerly toward the apex. This is not a junk word in the Greek. It is a very pointed kind of looking, and God means for you to be eagerly awaiting and looking for Christ in order to be one who is in on the evacuation of Bible believers out of this world. 

Here is another text in the exact same context:

Philippians 3:20 For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we look for the Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ:

2 Timothy 4:7 I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith:
8 Henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, shall give me at that day: and not to me only, but unto all them also that
love his appearing.

The passive know nothing attitude of Calvinists toward the return of Christ is NOT what the Bible calls for. In fact, the inference of the verse is rather frightening. You could be left behind if you have a know nothing attitude toward the return of Christ. Not knowing or caring what you believe about the coming events of the End Times could send you to Hell.

God anticipates that you will be looking for Christ if you are truly born again. To the Calvinist devil's advocate who tries to defend the disinterested participant this verse should be a warning citation. Get you eyes on the sky with eagerness, or go to Hell.

When I was growing up in Africa, I attended a boarding school for missionaries' kids. My home was a 900 mile trip to the school and back to my home again on vacation. Every three months I rode the railway from the school to Lake Victoria, and I then went by lake steamer the full length of the lake to the port of Mwanza. As the steamer was nearing the port, I watched eagerly for my parents who would be standing on the dock, and I knew very well what I would see. My parents would be looking very eagerly for me to come close enough so that they could recognize me. My Mom would be weeping for joy, and my Dad would be trying not to. Both of us were eagerly looking for one another. 

When Jesus returns, will he see you spiritually and mentally with your eyes fixed on the heavens looking for him, or will he see a bored ecclesiastical dim bulb shuffling along showing no interest? 

You will get what you are looking for.

Here is a church singing about the return of Christ from the old Red Backed Hymnal:

Thursday, April 25, 2019


Joe "Fingers" Biden has jumped into the race for President. What chance does he have?

It all depends on who can dredge up the most dirt.

Trump's people will now do some serious mining for proof that Biden is a pedophile. There are some very juicy stories about Biden and his lust for children in the past AND the present. If he can be tied to pedophile billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, that would put him out of the race.


So, whatever Hillary had on Biden, which she used to cause him to decline running for the nomination during the last election, will now be haunting Joe Biden this time around. Other Democrats who want the nomination will also be mining for dirt on Biden, and, having seen how utterly degraded the Democrats were to one another last time around, I personally expect something really ugly to come froth on Uncle Joe soon.

The final thought is this..... Joe Biden has to decide if he is going to pull the Democrat line 100% or not. Bernie and AOC are forcing the discussion to the extreme left to the point of being almost Marxists. Biden will not want to go there, and furthermore, pledging allegiance to the Green Manifesto and other AOC Marxist blather and bluster will definitely lose him the election. 

Biden will also have to decide if he is going to support impeachment of Trump. The kill Trump mob, especially Adam Schiff and Maxine Waters, will destroy Biden if he does not demand Trump's impeachment. But, no nominee in his right mind wants an impeachment attack in full on mode during the run up to the election. There will be a large voting block who will not know what the real issues are if CNN et al ignore the election in order to help the Dems destroy Trump.

So, Uncle Joe "Fingers" Biden has now got the ultimate challenge..... turn America his way while convincing America that groping woman and young girls is really just OK. And, he has to park in the DMZ of Democrat Party rage and hate and hope he is not noticed.

I personally do not believe he can pull it off simply by being jolly and grinning a lot. The crocodile always looks like he is sleeping, but he is really faking it and is wide awake.

Finally, it is significant to note that only 5 Vice Presidents have been elected President after they were out of office. The odds for Joe Biden are bad. There is a peculiar mind set among Americans that a man who held an office which distinguished him as a second place man will later tempt American voters to see him as a loser or less than number one material. 

Joe Biden's association to the loser Barak Obama, with the smell of the death of the Obama Health Care fiasco on him, will linger around Biden. Also, the independent voters Biden needs may not be willing to overlook Biden's connection to a ex-President who has dedicated his life to destroy Donald Trump. All the Obama and Hillary dirt is still wet and smelly, and Biden cannot get rid of that by any trick.

Can I see Biden pulling a rabbit out of the hat?

Yes, possibly. If Biden would start talking about the US Constitution, and if he would make even a slightly pleasant comment about the Second Amendment, he might grab some Independent voters. He would have to kiss AOC and the angry old man from Vermont, Bernie, good-bye, but those two will be kicked under the bus soon by either the media or the DNC, and they will be history by election time.

Frankly, I personally see Joe Biden as a friendly old uncle who cannot keep his hands off of the ladies. If I am not alone in this assessment of Uncle Joe, then he is dead in the water, and he will soon crash. You do not win elections by being the most tolerated candidate. You must do what Trump did..... drive the masses to you and see you as The Man Sent From God.

For the record, I am about to vomit from hearing gullible Christians claim that Trump is sent from God to be America's Messiah.

Wednesday, April 24, 2019


President Duterte needs to be applauded for standing up to the Canadian socialists who think dumping their rotting trash on the world is a cute solution.


Monday, April 22, 2019


Long ago, comedy had an innocence to it that made people laugh at simple things. Now, anyone who laughs at the plain humor of a clean mind and a touch of the unexpected is considered a dull fool.

This is what I am talking about.

Most of you who watched that may have grinned a bit, but it really bored you, right?

The reason is that you have been burned out by comedy that is rude, cruel, and heads straight for the groin.

"Let a man examine himself," said the Apostle.

Do you need to spend more time with more ordinary people who like the plain ways and old paths?

Saturday, April 20, 2019


You members of the Scholar's Union have declared the King James Version of the Bible as archaic and obsolete. You have your new and improved Bible with thousands of redactions and omissions, and you feel all snobby and sure of yourself.

Well, I have news for you. As long ago as 1928 Hollywood was still using the King's English, and it sold like hot cakes back then.


So, it is not the rest of the world that finds the King James English archaic. It is YOU boys, scholars of note in your own eyes, who have declared the KJV old fashioned. The rest of us still find the KJV just fine, thou scum of the pot. 

Ezekiel 24:6 Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Woe to the bloody city, to the pot whose scum is therein, and whose scum is not gone out of it! bring it out piece by piece; let no lot fall upon it.

Friday, April 19, 2019


Back in the 1960s we were being told by Leftist Liberal Democrats that sodomy was normal. The message was revolting to the vast majority of Americans, but the academics and Liberals kept on preaching, and the Legislatures started making laws, and America is now faggot heaven to the vast majority. 

So, here we go again. The academics from Cambridge University have announced that we men all are sexually attracted to children. Will we believe them? Will we go dumb and silent? If you have nothing to say about this, get ready to hand your grand children over to sex perverts. It will one day be their right.

You men have been accused of making slaves of woman, and you are all now assumed to be rapists. Now, courtesy of Cambridge University professors, you are assumed to be pedophiles. When will you idiots start slapping back and standing your ground?

Mark it down, Pedophilia will soon be taught as normal in "Health Class" in the public schools.

If you want to speed up this process of insane perversion, be sure to vote for Joe Biden, the man with the Russian hands and Roman fingers. The very fact that the Democratic National Committee has not told Biden to shove off tells me that they intend to promote pedophilia. Hillary and Bill will love that program, along with their pal Jeffrey Epstein.


2013- It is true that the DSM-5 (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) slightly adjusted their classification of pedophilia, defining it as “a sexual orientation or profession of sexual preference devoid of consummation,” and supplanting the common usage of the word with “pedophilic disorder,” and that the DSM-5 does not classify hebephilia (attraction to pubescent, rather than pre-pubescent, children) as a mental disorder. It is claimed that the decision to omit the latter from the updated manual had nothing to do with either societal acceptance of LGBT issues or the 2013 Cambridge University conference. Personally, I do no believe that. I suspect a large minority of Psychiatrists are pedophiles.

Every pastor needs to buy a used copy of DSM-5 in order to see what the perverted world of psychiatry is doing.
Go to Book Finder to find a bargain copy.

A representative from the American Psychiatric Association claims that the organization does not condone pedophilia, nor does it espouse the position that sexual attraction to children is normal or healthy.

But the vocabulary change in the DSM-5 manual clearly hints at the softening of the position of the nation's shrinks on pedophilia. They, and the nation's Liberal academics, are clearly on their way to eagerly exalt the sexual rape and sexual abuse of children.The most potent force in making the world's children victims of sex perverts is the Roman Catholic Church. The foot dragging and cover ups of the Cardinals and Popes of that church during recent years gives the world the clear impression that the Whore Church is very patient and open to sexually use the children. This causes Catholics to become soft on pedophilia. To take a bold verbal stand against the evil thing is clearly not what Pope "Pedo" Francis wants you Catholic men to do.


For 137 offenses the blighter only got 32 years, and they the pedo friendly judge dropped his sentence to 25 years. You can bet he will get out on parole in two years, and he will soon be back teaching at the university. And, you long for you kids to go to a famous British university, right? Like Bill "Pedo" Clinton who went to Oxford on a Rhodes scholarship.

Judaism also fails to instill decency in its followers in Israel. Sodomy is now highly celebrated in Israel, in spite of their Torah telling of two cities God blew to Hell for sodomy. But, I will give the Israelis credit for their law which makes convincing a child to commit sexual acts over the Internet is rape, even if there was no physical or personal contact between the pedo and the child.


You fools who fawned over Micheal Jackson failed to see the clear indications in the media that he was a pedophile. He had young boys around him all the time, and there were stories of sex play with boys. 



It is only a matter of time before such a bust happens in the USA, that is, if the US Attorney General and the head of the FBI are not pedophiles. I notice President Trump talks about doing something about pedophilia, but he  has done nothing to start the process of investigation. He is also a personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein, billionaire and ex-con convicted of pedophilia.


Abuse of Power

The sexual assault of children is disgusting. It is just one more expression of the abuse of power, of the strong over the weak, of the dominant over the vulnerable. Just like rape, it’s not about the sex, it’s about control and violence.

As living, breathing human beings, we are all subject to desires; it doesn’t mean we have to act on them. Aren’t we humans supposed to have self-control, values to guide our behavior, so we don’t just follow every instinct?

Didn’t human beings advance to something more than animals because we managed to construct ways to resist or discourage following our base desires in order to rise above them and achieve other things?

The long-term effects of child sexual abuse are horrendous, as we know from hearing those victims who have been brave enough to step forward and denounce their abusers. Being bit by a dog when you were a child is always a night mareish memory. But, being sexually used by an adult when you were a child is much more traumatic.

Pedophilic interest is neither natural nor normal, and should never be described as such.

Matthew 18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.


The modern version for what Jesus suggested would be a live oak tree and a new rope. At least, that is how we see it in Texas. I am simply taking Jesus literally.

Then again, I suspect that the average law enforcement official in most US states would arrest Jesus as a terrorist if he came back for a visit. That is why Jesus will come back with might and power to subdue and massacre anyone resisting his Kingdom and his Law. And...... Jesus will execute all pedophiles in his Kingdom.

Revelation 22:20 He which testifieth these things (Jesus) saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

Thursday, April 18, 2019


The first clue this man is a heretic is when he tells you there are only two reasons a new believer cannot speak in tongues. His reasons are:

1. Lack of faith

2. Refusing to yield to the Holy Ghost

I will tell you why people cannot speak in tongues in settings like that in the video. These are from the personal experiences of people I have known:

1. The reason they cannot speak in tongues is because they ARE born again, and the Holy Spirit is protecting them from the devil possession of tongues speaking.

2. The rest of the mob is faking it, and the victim is sincere and nothing happens.

3. There were not enough devils to go around, so they got left out.

The chaos in this video is the result of a devil convocation in which hundreds of devils are indwelling these people and causing them to play the fool. The preacher claims it is the work of the Holy Ghost, and for that he will burn in Hell.

These gatherings are populated by a large percentage of unsaved silly fools who want a rush and a gush, and the preacher is actually doing a psy ops trick on them. There was virtually NO such events in the early Church of the Bible in the New Testament. 

Such catharsis is only found in the B Ward of the State Hospital and at devil dances in Haiti and parts of Africa. I saw this when I was a kid growing up in Africa.

The following video is the same sort of devils in the same sort of folly by the followers in both tongues speaking and Rajneesh catharsis.

Romans 6:16 Know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto death, or of obedience unto righteousness?

If you yield to devil dances and insanity celebrations, you are the servant of Satan.

Tuesday, April 16, 2019


The fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris has caused me some issues emotionally. While it is a terrible thing for a historic and great building to burn, I am also moved by the fact that the Roman Catholic Church exalts stone piles as The Church. The Church in the Bible is the people of God in the Church Age. The more glorious the stone pile built by any denomination, the deader the people are who gather there. France is possibly the most Atheist nation on earth. It is absured to watch the videos of the fire and hear people in the background exclaiming, "Oh, my God." Who is there God anyway.

Philippians 3:18 (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ:
19 Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.)

The death in the city of Paris reeks around that cathedral, and the Roman Catholic Church today reeks of Satanism, witchcraft, and pedophilia in the halls of the Vatican. It would have been much better to have to watch Saint Peter's Basilica burn down than Notre Dame.

Thus, I share with you the impressions of a reader of this journal. I can identify greatly with this brother.

Wow, what a rare pleasure to see their huge stone pile burn down right before Ishtar Day (Holy Week and Easter when Christendom celebrates the resurrection of Christ on a Babylonian Holiday).  Makes one want to exclaim, "There is a God!" although we've never had any doubt of that, or of what His name is.   
It would've been something to have been a Christian adult on May 14, 1948 when Israel reappeared in one day, just like it is prophesied in the Bible.  I think I'd have dropped to my knees, gave thanks, and then had a drink or two to celebrate.  But by not having come of age until the mid 1960s, Israel had already been a fact of life to me for a long time, so until I became a believing dedicated Christian, in my miniscule mind Israel could've easily been rubbed out, and whomever wanted to could've blasted open the East Gate of the ancient city of Jerusalem.  But as things stand, Israel isn't going anywhere soon, and the East Gate will remain firmly closed until Jesus enters by it.   
It makes me happy to think of our county sheriff hearing from his grandmother that he was born into the world after Israel had been reestablished, and what that meant for us.  We Christians have some very strong ties to the ancient land and the Holy City that we don't normally think upon to make us happy.   
When I worked in Chandler, AZ for the 3 months of winter (2009-10), I attended Orthodox Jewish services in their synagogue so that I could be around people who loved Israel.  One guy would read a big Torah scroll to the congregation while using a pointer, while flanked by two witnesses.  After the Torah reading, we would all link arms or put our hands on each others' shoulders while dancing and singing to show our happiness over having the Torah given to us.  If that isn't something to be genuinely happy about, then nothing is.   
Celebrating Communion even in an independent Bible church (aka, a 501 Corporation), is a most dour little ceremony so silent you could hear a pin drop where we get literally a crumb of bread and a thimbleful of wine or grape juice.  Plus, when it's over with, it's still deathly quiet.  Christians should erupt in joy over the fact that our sins are forgiven and we're headed for Heaven.  You'd be able to spot right away which people in the assembly weren't Christians, because they'd demonstrate no joy over having the Bible and forgiveness from God.  Today, we humble around so pitiful looking.  See, I'm so happy that I'm celebrating by writing to you because I can't think of a better way to express my thankfulness.   
Hopefully, there are Catholics today who are dismayed that God would allow the huge cathedral to go up in flames.  They might then be questioning what they really need to do if they want to be saved, instead of entering in to a stone pile to have a wafer and count beads.

These comments are very useful to cause true Bible believers to examine themselves. Are we loyal to Jesus Christ, or are we loyal to stone piles and denominations? Are we moved by a building, in which all manner of superstition is exalted, or are we moved by the guy downtown who sits against a wall with a cardboard asking for help, and who has no shoes?

I read all the boasting of how quickly Notre Dame will be restored. The President of France is making large boasts, and billionaires from around the world, men who do not give a flip about the Gospel of Jesus Christ, are having a contest to see who can throw the most money into the collection to restore the church. All of this, in spite of the fact that Notre Dame is not the Church on Jesus Christ. The Church which Jesus died for on the Cross, and the Church he built, needs no restoration.

Matthew 16:18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

If you really want to build a church, find someone you know who has not yet confessed Christ as Savior, and give them the Gospel from the Gospel according to John in the Bible.

SALITE..... Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador

This Mexican President is a serious change from the leaders of the nations of the world. Nearly every world nation, and their law enforcement, take property being used in a crime and flog it and keep the cash. Fines are handed down against criminals, and the cash goes into government coffers rather than to the victims of the crime.


So, here comes a maverick Mexican, and he reverses the plan.

Balaam's Ass Speaks wishes to salute and commend President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador for directly dealing with this world class evil. The Mexican people are certainly worthy to be given back what was taken from them by former crooked officials and drug lords.


President Trump wants to make America great again. Well, Mr. President, how about a Robin Hood Commission for the USA. You could easily do this because neither the Democrats nor the Republicans would want to be known as the party which refused to give back America to we the people. This is a win win idea.

But, no, Donald Trump..... you are much too proud to take an idea from a Mexican and apply it to a problem in the USA. So, I would expect, you will not even mention it.


Monday, April 15, 2019


The French and the Chinese make the statement, in their national documents, that both those nations are officially Atheist. The French people agree boldly that they need no God.

So, why all the OMGs in the videos online of the Cathedral burning? They have no God, so they should not be shocked when a church building burns, and they most certainly should not be crying out, "Oh, my God."

Furthermore, that Cathedral is not a church. The Bible teaches plainly that the Church is the people of God, not the real estate where the people meet.

Perhaps we should contemplate whether God may have had something to do with this fire. He may have gotten divinely maxed out in the supply of mercy and decided to burn the thing to the ground. The Roman Catholic Whore Church blasphemes Christ daily around the world by claiming they can turn Christ into a biscuit. Then, they turn to Mary and exalt her as co-mediator and co-redemptrix with Christ. The church in Paris is named for Mary. She is a goddess of the same rank as Jesus to the Vatican. 

So, leave it alone. God is doing his work.


Revelation 17:15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.
16 And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.
17 For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled.
18 And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.

Thursday, April 11, 2019


The most handy way to erase yourself and become a virtual nobody is to declare yourself a transgender. There is possibly no deeper form of mental illness known to man.


Bible believers must speak out boldly and blast this hate speech which exalts transgenderism. Call it the most wretched things you can without using over the edge language.

But, in particular, teach your children that anyone who becomes a transgender will be given up by God, and God turns them over to mental insanity and a wretched life. 

Like this...............

Romans 1:19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. 
20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 
21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

The word in verse 28, "reprobate," means worthless, both literally and morally. A transgender person is a piece of moral trash, and you need to be very sure God is leading you when you get involved with them in any way at all. If they are not in a total state of repentance and desperation to hear the Gospel, shuck them off at once. They will only make trouble for you. If you want to give them the Gospel, force them to read all of the Gospel of John, and ask them questions to see if they did it. If they cannot answer your questions on the Gospel of John, run them off. 

Also, refuse to help them in any way unless they talk to you using the gender of their biological origin. Also, refuse to talk to any tranny who uses a voice of affect, such as a man talking like a woman and using female body language. They are just playing tricks on you.
Barak Obama is a dog

I fully expect there will come a day when transgenders will run in mobs and amuse themselves by killing Christians and castrating anyone who does not submit to their folly. History proves me right. The Mamalukes of Turkey castrated themselves and became raging beasts and killing machines. The Amazon women cut their right breast off so they could hold an arrow better when shooting a bow and arrow in combat.

Society is exalting dogs. Call them what they are.

Caveat: We have some disagreement with John MacArthur in several doctrinal areas. But, this statement on transgenderism is so plane and so well done that he needs to be heard.

Monday, April 8, 2019


You will not find that statement in Genesis, Chapter One. But, Democrat Pete Buttigieg is sure God makes faggots.

If God made Pete a faggot, God is a blithering idiot. I say this because this faggot making god of Pete's also said this:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Pete's god is not the God of the Bible. 

God created Pete a sodomite, and then God called for Pete to be stoned to death for sodomy, according to the law God gave Moses on Mount Sinai. This sort of talk is considered good edification only in the B Ward of the State Hospital.

Pete's logic makes a great fool of God. God gave the law against sodomy, and then God made Pete a queer. Not lately, dim bulb.

The Lingam, or the penis
of the Hindu god Shiva.
This is a perfect illustration of the Satanic and demonic power in the lives and thinking of modern leaders in America. This raging beast, Pete, claims that sodomy has brought him closer to God. The only faggot god I know of that would cuddle up to Pete is Shiva, the faggot god of Hinduism.

We at Balaam's Ass Speaks Blog are pleased to give the prestigious Dead Skunk Award for being hopelessly Stuck On Stupid to Peter Buttigieg: