Wednesday, May 29, 2019

THANKS JANICE

The lady speaks in the cause of men in society.





I need to vent a bit based on my own experience.

Only recently I have stopped tuning pianos for a living. I started tuning in about 1983 and kept at it for 35 years. This was a second vocation I used to augment my income I received from small churches I pastored. I may tune a few church pianos in the coming years, but I have stopped tuning in homes because of the trend by women to sue men for rape and winning, regardless of what did or didn't happen.

But, my point in this comment is that the piano tuning trade is about 98% done by men. Can women make good piano tuners?

Answer: They can, and I have met one woman piano tuner who seemed to do good work. So, why are they not in the trade?

1. Piano tuning is not a trade that you can acquire by agitating for you rights. To become a piano tuner you need to study a very complicated process with no tolerance for less than perfection. There is no such thing as a fast tuning or a cut rate tuning. Every tuner learns early that, no matter whether it is a concert hall or a retired old lady with bad hearing, the only tuning that goes on every piano is a perfect one. If you try to do a less than perfect tuning, you will not be able to finish the tuning successfully. This trade is basically self-regulating by the mathematics and unforgiving laws of music.

2. Tuning a piano goes on and on for possibly hours. It all depends on the condition and brand of piano. Steinway made some shoddy grands in the 1970s when they were in financial trouble, and those pianos fight the piano tuner all the way. You cannot tell the customer he has a low quality Steinway. People all think that is impossible with Steinways. Also, once you start tuning, you cannot stop and walk off. A partly tuned piano is a train wreck if not completed. 

3. Also, your either find tuning to be a new fresh challenge every time you tune, or you quickly hate the sheer boredom of the endless repetition of the process. I personally never got bored with tuning pianos. That is not because I am a better man than other men. It is simply because God put me together that way, and I never had to emotionally fight to keep tuning. Piano tuners have a very special temperament, and it is impossible to be an emotional person when at work and while tuning pianos. Women are made by God to react emotionally to frustration. Men get frustrated and decide to conquer. This is the main reason women cannot do well at piano tuning. It is not a trade you just learn by practice and determination. You cannot develop a negative attitude to your work and survive in piano tuning.

4. Just like plumbers and air conditioning tradesmen, you have to go into all sorts of homes, and you have to tune for men who actually ARE rapists. You don't get to quizz them ahead of time to see what they are like, and you may find they are decent until you are half way through the tuning. If you flee the home at that point, you will be sued for leaving the piano in a mess. You also have to tune in public schools where macho boys will see you as vulnerable and steal you tools when you are not looking. I personally have had some very ugly customers I had to deal with, like aggressive faggots and Satanists. It takes a lot of diplomacy, and even some threats, to make such men back off.

5. The day will come when some well known musician will call you for a tuning. When he hears you are a woman, he may just hang up on you at once. Performance piano playing is clearly dominated by men. This is because women play with feeling, and men play to conquer the music and the piano. The results are that the average audience loves the effect of conquest a lot more than a lullaby. Concert musicians are also picky and demanding and critical. They often demand things that cannot be done in the tuning process, and you will have to explain to them firmly that you cannot produce their every whim and fancy. Doing this man to man does not always work, but doing it woman to man is going to be virtually impossible. Concert musicians believe they know everything there is to know about music, that is, as they see it. 

So, lady, go ahead, order a correspondence piano tuning course, get yourself a tuner friend as a mentor, and I promise you that you will be putting your tool kit on eBay about a month after booking your first customer. You simply cannot do anything a man can.

And, as Janice satirically points out, you need to hate me for telling you this. But, if you cannot lift just as much as the men you work with, and if you cannot climb a TV tower and replace the red flashing light bulb, don't apply for a job where you have to keep begging a man to help you finish the work. That is cheap feminism that a real man hates.

Are women better at anything in the music field than men? 

Absolutely. Consider the career of Barbara Streisand. She has charmed the world with her exceptional voice control for many years. Another area where women do best is in piano accompaniment of congregational singing. Women, being created more emotional beings, know how to serve. Men know how to conquer. A man playing for congregational singing is like quarter back changing a baby's diaper- all thumbs. I have never allowed a man to accompany group singing in any church I pastored over the years. It just does not work. I do not know why, but women seem to do better at playing the harp than men do. Women are more agile and delicate at musical dance than men.

Stay away from jazz bands ladies. I do not know why, but men seem to do better there. It may be because of men's behavior behind the curtain. 

Finally, there are exceptions to everything, but trends are a very good thing to consult before you run out in the world and go looking for a job to take away from a man, or visa verse men.

The human ear wants to hear high notes slightly sharp. Piano tuners know this and tune it into the treble on purpose. Barbara Streisand also learned this somewhere in her past, and she has mastered it. This is the reason she sounds so correct and sweet on the high notes, and that is why savvy women can charm the roughest macho man when they sing some songs.







Sunday, May 26, 2019

MOTHER OF HARLETS

The Roman Catholic Church is a Hell hole numero uno. This habitation of dragons is now clearly the filthiest hog pen on earth. There is nothing redeeming about the Vatican, and Pope Francis is going along with this fake holiness. 

READ WHAT THE ARCHBISHOPS OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH DO WITH CHILDREN

You fools that stay in the Catholic Church always claim your Pope is holy and could not possibly have anything to do with pedophilia. Well, the Apostle Paul does not agree with you.

Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


That last verse makes it clear that those who cover up pedophilia and sodomy in the Vatican are taking pleasure in these criminal acts. As the Pope covers up for his filthy dogs, he is taking pleasure in their wickedness. This means the Pope, in the eyes of God, IS a pedophile.

Revelation 18:4 And I heard another voice from heaven, saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.








Thursday, May 23, 2019

CALIFORNIA HAS A NEW STATE SONG

Just leave your Liberal limping lousy politics in Norwalk or Oakland please.







Wednesday, May 22, 2019

PROGNOSIS FROM THE WC

The Feds are watching you everywhere you go, and the supermarket knows who you are when you walk through the door by scanning your eyes. Well, we are moving up a notch in technology to the spying toilet. Kohler is watching.


From now on, when you visit toilets in certain places, your will be scanned for your health as Big Brother checks out your butt. So far, they seem to have failed to include a way to actually identify you via your backside. But, I am sure the day will soon come when all of us will be required to have a bar code tattooed on our butt so the authorities can enter your scan into the national health data base.

Here is how it works. The scanning sensors in the toilet seat scan your blood pressure and other life threatening data as you toot and tiddle. This data is at once processed, and an expert doctor far away looks at your scores. Before you are done with the clean up, a voice comes over the speaker nearby and says.....

"Mr. Higgins, you have hemorrhoids, high blood pressure, and enlarged kidneys. You have only three months to live. Please contact your funeral home to make arrangements. And, by the way, a needy man with sclerosis of the liver will be contacting you to offer you a bid to buy your liver when you die. This message is from the United States Office of Butt Scans where we live by the motto, 'We never let anyone fall behind.'"

The only way to escape this destiny is to stand on the seat to do your business. This is common with Asians who are not used to sitting on a toilet. We may all want to learn their art of standing while defecating in order to remain anonymous to the spies below.




Tuesday, May 21, 2019

JAMAICA- BAN YUH BELLY AND BAWL

This Gospel song from Jamaica is beyond pathetic. I had no idea how bad it is in Jamaica. If you know Christians there, they should be on your praher list.




So, you think we have a problem in Chicago and New York City with guns and violence. We in America are blessed beyond imagination compared to some nations in Central America, Africa, and the Caribbean.

What is amazing is to hear their optimism and faith in God in the face of these sorrows they also experience.

But, America must repent, or we will also slide over the edge and become a Third World nation. We just had a past President who exalted Islam, the Islamic Brotherhood, and funded the terrorist nation Iran. We now have a President who threw away two wives when their youthfulness passed and married a porn queen. Worst of all, thousands of silly ass preachers are exalting this man who preaches that we should, "Grab them by the p____y."

There will be repentance soon in America, AT THE CHURCH HOUSE, or American Christians will be singing Bang Yuh Belly and Bawl.

2 Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.





Thursday, May 16, 2019

Sunday, May 12, 2019

WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT AMERICA?

America is the land of the second chance. Your past, your race, your family heritage, and your mojo do not need to define you. In America, if your really deal with yourself for who you really are, God will take the pieces of your life and make it new.

Like this...................




It does help to be in Texas though.

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.




Friday, May 10, 2019

PENTECOSTAL BAND MUSIC

I think this is a splendid version of some hymn I never heard sung by a Pentecostal disciple of Kenneth Copeland.









Monday, May 6, 2019

Updated: IN DEFENSE OF CAPITALISM

It is about time we slap down the dim bulb conspiracy against capitalism and hard work. And, I point out to you that the Apostle Paul was a capitalist long ago.

2 Thessalonians 3:10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
11 For we hear that there are some which walk among you disorderly, working not at all, but are busybodies.
12 Now them that are such we command and exhort by our Lord Jesus Christ, that with quietness they work, and eat their own bread.

We are told by Karl Marx and his faithful disciples in the Democratic National Committee, along with AOC, the dead beat bartender from Honky Tonk City, Bronx, that capitalism is wicked and must be replaced with Marxism. They love to find a crook in business and use him to paint the whole working world of America with a broad brush of criminality.

Well, there have been honest, moral, and God fearing capitalists for many years, and here is one from Texas history to prove it.




The most provoking aspect of this hate for capitalists in America is that the Progressive Liberal Marxist Democrats in the USA belly ache about the one percenters and then buy their products and would be helpless without them. 

Let us all so live that, when a capitalist hater pukes up his or her (or it's) gripes about capitalism, we will be known as those who slapped their face soundly and made fools of them.

UPDATED:

I decided to add a Capitalist song for you. Any banana boat longshoreman in Jamaica is just as much a Capitalist as Warren Buffett.

BANANA BOAT SONG