REMOTE SURGERY IS HERE

You need a hip replacement. You got the diagnoses from local doctors, but the cost of the surgery is horrendous. So, you contact a local office of a medical group in Mumbai, India. The local rep tells you the price of a hip replacement, and it is a fraction of the medical group you deal with in the USA.

So, you book the surgery. On the day of the surgery, a semi truck pulls up in front of you house. On the side of he van is a lovely painting of the Taj Mahal. I nice man with an Indian accent knocks on the door and tells you they are ready to do your surgery. They roll you to the van of the truck in a wheel chair, lift you into the truck van, and two nurses start prepping you for surgery. Cameras are everywhere. A robot with an Indian accent greets you and tells you all is well and it will all be over quickly.

The anesthetic is administered, and you go under. As you doze off, the nice robot waves a pretty balloon in front of you and tells you, with a giggle and a head wag, that life is good, and your doctor, Dr. J. P. Patel, is poised in his clinic in Mumbai to guide the robot during the surgery. 


The robot then tells you that he is the robot who took out the appendix of Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi recently. And, the Prime Minister survived just fine and even won a vote of confidence in the Indian Parliament.

You wake up, and you have pain, but the anesthetic is suppressing it well. There is now background music as a girl sings through her nose in a five note scale, but everyone is smiling and they tell one another it all went so well.

You are wheeled back into your home, and the nurses transform your bedroom into a hospital room complete with oxygen and other monitoring devices. One nurse tells you she will be staying with you 24/7 to make sure all is well. "Not to vorry," she says. "Ve have lots of Indian morphine to prevent your pain."

On the second day, a rehab nurse arrives from Chennai, India, and she has brought special equipment to help you get your movement back. Meals are delivered by a nearby Indian restaurant, and you are encouraged to order the Vindaloo which will burn so bad that it will mask the pain in your hip.

Finally, at the end of your rehab a representative from the company in India arrives. He has a perfect Oxford accent, and he tells you he will be asking a few questions to learn how you feel about your surgery and care. After this interview, he puts you into a wheel chair and takes you out to a fancy Indian restaurant in your area and treats you to a great curry dinner. He informs you that your recovery has been so good that they have decided to issue you a discount on the final bill because they did not have to pay for help with any complications.

So, you think I am clear off the wall and going loony in my old age, right?

READ THIS ARTICLE

And, I have learned that some US health insurance companies are going for health care in India. It is only a matter of time before the doctor and the bill will be from India, but he surgery will be done in a mobile unit right in your front yard. They save millions on operations done in India. They will save even more millions on surgery done remotely from New Delhi. 

May it never be said that Balaam's Ass Speaks Blog does not keep its readers on the leading edge of terrifyingly nervous technology. 

Not to vorry, Sa.

AND GOD SAID, "LET THERE BE FAGGOTS"

You will not find that statement in Genesis, Chapter One. But, Democrat Pete Buttigieg is sure God makes faggots.

LISTEN TO SATANIC THEOLOGIAN PETE TEACH ABOUT SODOMY

If God made Pete a faggot, God is a blithering idiot. I say this because this faggot making god of Pete's also said this:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Pete's god is not the God of the Bible. 

God created Pete a sodomite, and then God called for Pete to be stoned to death for sodomy, according to the law God gave Moses on Mount Sinai. This sort of talk is considered good edification only in the B Ward of the State Hospital.

Pete's logic makes a great fool of God. God gave the law against sodomy, and then God made Pete a queer. Not lately, dim bulb.

The Lingam, or the penis
of the Hindu god Shiva. 

This is a perfect illustration of the Satanic and demonic power in the lives and thinking of modern leaders in America. This raging beast, Pete, claims that sodomy has brought him closer to God. The only faggot god I know of that would cuddle up to Pete is Shiva, the faggot god of Hinduism.

We at Balaam's Ass Speaks Blog are pleased to give the prestigious Dead Skunk Award for being hopelessly Stuck On Stupid to Peter Buttigieg:

SHUFFLING TOWARD ARMAGEDDON

This consortium of nations against the USA could spell the end of the USA. If they put up the cash in a currency which would overpower the US dollar, it would all be over for the USA and Europe.

And, this union of nations moves the prophetic ticker on along a ways. So, the time must be short before the coming of Christ for his Church.

THE UTTER IRRATIONALITY OF HINDUISM

Hindus have no compassion. Men abuse their wives and treat them like a sex dildo. Mothers in law rule their son's family and make life a pure Hell for their daughters in law. When a Hindu is injured in a public place, NO ONE will stop and help him. The Hindu logic is that he is working off his karma, and the more he suffers, the better reincarnation he will get after death.

Thus, we look at the practical results of this insanity.

In India, the cow is a sacred animal. There can be no better reincarnation after death than to come back in the next life as a cow. Cows are pampered and fed all sorts of treats on holy days. If a cow was starving, and a child was starving, the Hindu parent would feed the cow first.

At the present time, there is a crisis in India regarding vultures. The vulture population is down 99% in India.

Indians who own cows not only pamper them with food treats, they also medicate their cows to keep them alive as long as possible. It is like having a god of your own to worship. When their cows are in pain or sick, the Indians give them antibiotics, and this is so rampant that the cows of India are saturated with antibiotics.

When the cows die, the Indians let the vultures eat them. There must be some Hindu theological aspect to this, but I could not find that. In any case, the vultures cannot tolerate any antibiotics, and the vultures die from eating the medicated cows.

Vultures, especially in borderline Third World nations like India, are essential to eating animals that die in the wild as well as dead domestic animals. In fact, vultures are protected in the USA for the same reason. They clean up the environment.

So, if a Hindu's grandmother was reincarnated as a cow, and his father was reincarnated as a vulture, the Hindu kills his father by over medicating his grandmother.

This is not politically correct, but it is true.............. Hinduism is a very stupid religion.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

READ MORE ON HINDUISM AT THIS POST

GRANDMA IS GOING EXTINCT IN INDIA

Farmers in India are giving ibuprofen to their cows to stop the pains of arthritis and old age. Cows are not killed for food in India because they are believed to be gods, and they also embody the person of the farmer's ancestor. So, killing an animal because it is suffering could well mean that the farmer would be killing his grandmother who was reincarnated as a cow.

The problem is, the vultures eventually eat the cow when it does die one day, and the residual ibuprofen destroys the vulture's liver. The vulture population is now down 97% in India, and this means dead animals will not be cleared away. Rotting carcasses have to be a serious issues in parts of India.

The irony is, grandmother may have come back as a vulture after she died as a human. So, the farmers are conceivably killing off their grandmothers or other family members in their new incarnation.

Hinduism is a tricky religion. You just cannot seem to win. Mahatma Gandhi once said of the Hindu doctrine of 12,000 reincarnations, "It is a burden too heavy to bear." Gandhi was bored and troubled by Hinduism, but he refused to confess faith in Jesus Christ.

LINKS:

READ THE SOURCE ARTICLE FOR THIS POST 

READ MY JOURNAL PAGE ON HINDUISM

Skip ahead to 24:27

Psalms 75:6 For promotion cometh neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from the south.
7 But God is the judge: he putteth down one, and setteth up another.
8 For in the hand of the LORD there is a cup, and the wine is red; it is full of mixture; and he poureth out of the same: but the dregs thereof, all the wicked of the earth shall wring them out, and drink them.
9 But I will declare for ever; I will sing praises to the God of Jacob.
10 All the horns of the wicked also will I cut off; but the horns of the righteous shall be exalted.

US AND RUSSIAN SHOW DOWN IN SYRIA

Whatever the outcome of this ongoing show down, and its possible world class war, the US will lose. The only one who continues to be a game player in this is Russia according to Ezekiel 38. So, you alleged Christians who mix your Bible truth with American patriotism are in for some eating of crow.

Here is Webb Cook on this ongoing theater in the macabre:

With the US being driven out of the Middle East, I think that in order to eliminate the threat of a Russia-controlled Syria, Israel is going to have to destroy Damascus in order to make Syria absolutely ungoverned and ungovernable. I don't think Israel has a choice after the US is gone from the region.

I think that the Israeli destruction of Damascus will be what causes the EZ 38-39 attack. Russia and its allies will be enraged that there's no actual nation of Syria there anymore. A Syria without Damascus is only a land mass defined by borders drawn up after Turkey was defeated, but it's destined to be a wild land.

When Jesus said to be watching for wars and rumors of wars, I'm sure he meant in the region of Israel, and at this point I don't see any way possible for the war activities to recede, and calm down, and make this not the immediate run-up to the burden of Damascus. The link to the article about this Rabbi is gone today. I saw it on RR and meant to write to you but didn't have time. Webb Cook

I FOUND THE MYSTIC RABBI'S REMARKS AT ANOTHER WEB SITE


US AND RUSSIA ON THE BRINK OF MILITARY SHOWDOWN IN SYRIA
"There is a sense in Washington and Moscow alike that a military showdown between the US and Russia is inevitable – direct this time, not through proxies, like the downing of a Russian warplane by Turkish jets last year. When the big powers are in direct confrontation, minor players step aside and run for cover."

Why is this story not being covered in the US media?

I have a few things to show you which get the attention of the average person a lot better than World War with Russia:

A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE

THE COLLAPSE OF THE EURO

OWNERSHIP OF THE INTERNET AND A NEW WEB START UP WHICH WOULD BE 100% USER OWNED

INDIA AND PAKISTAN PREPARE TO GO TO WAR
This looks like the worst threat of real war since these two nations became independent long ago. The US will likely side with Pakistan, and Russia with India. If so, the US will lose its one billion strong "realm of influence," a huge loss.

The greatest distraction to America is the election frenzy. This is keeping the media from talking about the building rage and warfare in Syria.

So, you can see why the world does not care about World War in Syria, and possibly later within Russia and the USA. No one believes the Syrian theater could turn into nuclear war with Damascus being nuked and totally wasted. 

If you read the Rabbi's remarks above you will see that the world is basically Atheist among the highly placed elite, so they do not know what is about to hit them. Putin may know, but Obama and the US Military believe the US is almighty. Obama also believes Allah will prevail.

The next few weeks may bring the US into civil war as states rebel against Washington DC. The US Government may have to decide between war in Syria and war in Texas, Utah, and Alabama.

So, you will soon see the trashing of the USA, and shortly thereafter, the trashing of Mecca. This will leave Israel free to nuke Damascus, and Russia will then attack Israel. This prophecy can be found in Isaiah 17 and Ezekiel 38-39.

Score:

The prophets of the Bible- 1

Obama- - - - - - - - - - - - - - 0

SQUATTERS TAKING OVER INDIA

They squat anywhere. 

They have smart phones, but they squat between the train tracks or in the bushes of the city park.

Who?

Indians.

Definitions: Restroom here is also referred to as "loo" and "WC" (water closet).

READ THE ARTICLE

This gives us Americans at least one bit of cultural advantage over the Developing World. These alleged primitives have caught up with us and passed us up in many ways. But, when it comes time to poop, they go anywhere. All of India seems to be a loo.

Then again, India has exactly 1000 people per square mile at a population of 1,148,000,000.

The USA has 85 people per square mile with a population of 300,000,000.

Counting homes, government buildings, schools, churches, and businesses, we come up with one public restroom per American. There is no way India could ever afford to provide one billion plus toilets for the peasants. 

The India Express tells us that 60% of all Indians have no toilet anywhere which they can use. So, the program by the Indian Government, trying to propagandize Indians into squatting in a more civilized way, is a lot of poo. India is second from last in toilet facility improvement in recent years.

So, my dear Indian readers, you must see if you can hold your bowels until you find a public WC. If all else fails, there is a public WC in the Parliament building in New Delhi. This is necessary because of all the stuff that flies about during sessions of the parliament.

If the guard tells you the WC is only for government employees, please use the flower garden.

It is now possible to visit latrine parks in India which are done up very artistically, as the one in the photo below. The attendant will even wipe..... oh, forget it. Who needs Disneyland when you have Pooperland?

Also, if you live in the Indian city of Ahmedabad, and city fathers will pay you one rupee every time you use the properly designated public WC. This is pretty cheap incentive. One Rupee is worth one fifth of one American cent.

It is claimed that in Mumbai one can find a sufficient meal for as little as 12 Rupees. This means that, in Ahamedbab, you will have to pee properly, or poop politically correctly, twelve times in order to earn enough to purchase one meal. Now, this seems a bit unreasonable. How can a poor Indian poop twelve times with only one meal in his stomach?

So, the Indian Government needs to get the cart back around behind the horse I think.

The poor munited Hindu,
He does the best he kin do;
He poops outside the window,
And that is how the wind blow.

And, you Americans, while you complain about the US Government, and other deficiencies in this land, please learn to rejoice that you can poop just about anywhere in the USA after a short walk. In fact, our Third World Wog President, Barak Obama, has made it even easier. He is now encouraging men to poop with the ladies, and visa versa. 

We close this scholarly discussion of international pooping with a song for you poopie groupies:

BYE BYE POOP

Once again, we at Balaam's Ass Speaks want to assure you that we are out there roaming the world to find the obscure but serious news items which the mainline media have failed to cover. And, that's no bull, and we cover it.

HINDUISM IS A MINDLESS RELIGION

The only thing a passer by does is rob the man.

The pedestrian was hit and lies injured. Every Hindu in India would walk by and offer no help. This is because Hinduism teaches that the man is working off his Karma. By lying there injured and hurting, he will receive a better life in his next incarnation.

So, the most helpful thing you can do for a hurting Hindu, according to this Indian religion, is let him suffer.

It is about time that the Post-Christian American jack ass population understand that Hinduism, Islam, Buddhism, and all other pagan religions have NO compassion. 

Islam builds NO hospitals for anyone but Muslims. Christian missionaries have gone all over the world to build clinics and hospitals, and they happily take in patients who are of other religions and even hate Jesus Christ.

Here is the Hindu Deepak Chopra on Compassion

New Age values are conscious evolution, a non-sectarian society, a non-military culture, global sharing, healing the environment, sustainable economies, self-determination, social justice, economic empowerment of the poor, love, compassion in action, going beyond religious fundamentalism, going beyond nationalism-extreme nationalism, culture.

And, if Deepak had been at the scene of the hit man above, he too would have walked by and done nothing. The gurus of the New Age and Hinduism speak sweet lofty words, but they do nothing about it themselves.

Compassion..... DO YOU HAVE ANY?

Luke 6:35 But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.
36 Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful.

THE ETHICS OF ALLAH MIXED WITH INDIAN ETHICS

Muslims can kill any Kaffir, unbeliever in Islam, any way they want to according to the Prophet Mohammed. So, Mohammed Zaman of England killed a man by switching ingredients in his restaurant. This great model of Islamic ethics will serve six years in prison, courtesy of British Law, the product of a Old Testament ethics.

READ THE PATHETIC STORY

Zaman was an Indian Muslim, and thus, he also had the heritage of Indian ethics. I grew up with this, and Indians will do ANYTHING that works to make a profit. The honest moral Indians are ONLY that way because they have found the make more profit selling fresh candy instead of wormy candy.

In Tanzania where I grew up, the Indian merchants sold the African kids the wormy candy, and they sold us Europeans the best candy. When we learned of this, we boycotted the bums.

EAT YOUR SPOON CHILDREN

My Dad used to tell me to, "Think of all the starving children in India." I did think about them, and I concluded one day that (A) The children were not less hungry because I thought about them, and (B) Thinking about starving children 11,000 miles from the Mojave Desert where we lived did not make my turnips taste a bit better.

Things are changing. Children in India seldom starve now, and there IS a way to make the turnips taste better.

EAT YOUR TURNIPS WITH A SPOON YOU CAN EAT ALONG WITH THE TURNIPS.

That was not a typo. It was a coherent factual sentence.

You must see this video about eating spoons in India:

Now, I have to admire Indians. With a cool billion people in India, it is extremely hard to come up with a new idea that no one else has tried before you. But, that is exactly what Narayana Peesapaty has done. He has reinvented the spoon.

Well now, I got to thinking about this. Why should we stop at spoons? Think of all the plastic serving products that go to the landfills of America. How about serving plates we can eat for dessert? They could be laminated so that they have a layer of chocolate syrup in the middle which gives a buzz to chocolataholics. 

Then we could go on from food service to clothing. How about shirts which can be cooked for dinner, that is, once the shirt is old and a bit tacky looking. Wash it well, and then cut it in pieces and stir fry it.

Finally, the pinnacle of conservation would be edible tires. Tires are terrible polluters. They are stacked by the millions in various places around the country because there is virtually no way to recycle them, and if you bury them in a landfill, they actually wiggle right up through the earth and come back to life. 

So, we need a bright inventive geek to go into the laboratory and come out with a tire that can be cut up into fillets and Bar B Qued,

Here are hyenas trying to eat a car and biting tires.

SEE VIDEO

I believe we humans are missing out on some valuable nutrition by not finding a way to eat our trash.

Then again, maybe we are already eating rubbish.

So, next time you are visiting India, ask for the edible spoon to eat your curry.

INDIA- MORE TEMPLES THAN TOILETS

This is one of the most horrifying documentaries I have seen in the VICE inventory. The video was issued today, so this is about as good as it gets in the adventure of learning what is really happening in the world.

The first video is about Monsanto and GMO corn and soy beans. This process, which the USA is promoting via bribed Congressmen, will soon cause worldwide famine. The gene used by Monsanto in GMOs is universal to all their products. This means the diversity of seed used by farmers is rapidly disappearing. 

Thus, if a disease ever enters the scene which thrives on the genetic Monsanto seed, the whole world corn growing potential could totally collapse. This would cause universal worldwide famine, including in the USA.

But, the horrors of GMO are not waiting for the super disease. Monsanto GMOs plus Monsanto Round Up weed killer are back firing big. Both super weed and super bugs have been appearing on GMO farms. These weeds and bugs are immune to weed killers and pesticides. 

The end is approaching friends, and the Great Tribulation may be partly caused by man himself. God has a history of letting man do to himself what God wants to happen. Witness Egypt. The plagues of Genesis in Egypt were all aimed directly at the gods of Egypt. I believe devils have possessed the leaders and scientists of Monsanto, and they are causing world famine as I write.

But, the second part of the video is about the water and sanitation situation in India. The government is clearly not interested. 85% of the sewage in India is untreated and dumped into gutters, finally to end up in rivers and lakes. This one is hard to watch because it becomes clear that the theology of Hinduism is still thriving.

Hinduism says that when someone suffers, they are working off their bad Karma. This is why Indians can walk right past a person in a crisis and totally ignore them. This is not necessarily universal because education and self-consciousness of the leaders pushes them to make efforts to help Indian common people with a few of their issues.

Water and sewage is not one of them. The leaders of India simply do not care, and they are busy trying to keep up with Pakistan in their nuclear arsenal. Both nations hate each other and would love to wipe the other out. This wastes enormous revenues of India.

Are you following VICE? These people do some very brave things to get the true story on many world issues.

THE DOCUMENTARY

Did you get the terrifying facts? India's population doubled from 600,000,000 to 1,200,000,000 in the past forty years. In 1976 my wife and I lived in Kenya, and their population has also exploded in that period by 400%. 

So, there is a sort of grid lock happening in which the products and resources for any form of good life cannot possibly keep up with the birth rate. Add to that the very peculiar love affair Indians have with pooping on the river bank instead of the toilet they have at home.

You Bible believers in the USA need to understand that the effect Christian teaching has on a culture controls all these issues. Hinduism is absolutely helpless to change the culture. And, mark it down..... To the degree that America slaps God down and rules Christian ethics out of American life, to that degree the culture and social structure of America will slide steadily into the slop hog Slough of Despond, just like India.

It is urgent that ALL Christians slap the Liberal politically correct mindset down viciously wherever is crops up.

Jeremiah 28:7 Nevertheless hear thou now this word that I speak in thine ears, and in the ears of all the people;
8 The prophets that have been before me and before thee of old prophesied both against many countries, and against great kingdoms, of war, and of evil, and of pestilence.
9 The prophet which prophesieth of peace, when the word of the prophet shall come to pass, then shall the prophet be known, that the LORD hath truly sent him.

It is time to stop this banal prophesying about peace and the good life, as the Satanic prophets of the Charismatic Movement, and as Joel Osteen of the Mega Church mausoleum in Houston.

We need to prophecy of war, famine, and pestilence if America and Europe keep slapping God down. No mercy can be shown. Make the message rage and roar, if perchance some few will repent.