Monday, May 28, 2018


You're Doing it Wrong!
by Ronald W Robey

In order for a Christian to properly observe God’s tithe ordinance today, that Christian would have to:

a) be a bloodline descendant of the biblical patriarch Jacob. (Leviticus 27:34; Psalms 147:19-20)
b) receive from God a portion of the land of Canaan as an inheritance. (Genesis 28:13-15)
c) live peacefully in the land of Canaan (Deuteronomy 6:1-3; 12:1,10-11)
d) raise crops or breed livestock on that portion of the land of Canaan that he inherited (Leviticus 27:30-33)
e) give a tenth part of the crops raised and/or every tenth animal of the livestock he bred to pass under a rod to a bloodline descendant of the biblical patriarch Levi in rural communities in the land of Canaan (Leviticus 27:30-33; Numbers 18:24-26; Nehemiah 10:37-38)
f) have a bloodline descendant of the biblical patriarch Aaron present at the time that he gives his tithe to the bloodline descendant of the biblical patriarch Levi. (Nehemiah 10:37-38)
g) give a tenth of all agricultural crops he grew every third year to widows, orphans and foreigners. (De. 14:28-29; 26:12)
h) be unfaithful to Jesus Christ (Romans 7:3-4)
Any attempt to tithe anything that is not agricultural is in direct contradiction to God’s word and would not be obeying God in the tithe.
Any attempt to tithe to anyone who is not a bloodline descendant of the biblical patriarch Levi is in direct contradiction to God’s word and would not be obeying God in the tithe.
Any attempt to tithe in any other geographic location than the land of Canaan is in direct contradiction to God’s word and would not be obeying God in the tithe.
Monetary tithes were NEVER commanded for, carried to, collected in, or controlled by the New Covenant Church.

Balaam's Ass Speaks journal wishes to award the Dead Skunk Award to all you pastors who teach your people that they are under law, not grace, regarding giving.

Proverbs 30:15 The horseleach hath two daughters, crying, Give, give. There are three things that are never satisfied, yea, four things say not, It is enough:

Wednesday, May 23, 2018


Zechariah 12:1 The burden of the word of the LORD for Israel, saith the LORD, which stretcheth forth the heavens, and layeth the foundation of the earth, and formeth the spirit of man within him.
2 Behold, I will make Jerusalem a cup of trembling unto all the people round about, when they shall be in the siege both against Judah and against Jerusalem.
3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
4 In that day, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open mine eyes upon the house of Judah, and will smite every horse of the people with blindness.
5 And the governors of Judah shall say in their heart, The inhabitants of Jerusalem shall be my strength in the LORD of hosts their God.
6 In that day will I make the governors of Judah like an hearth of fire among the wood, and like a torch of fire in a sheaf; and they shall devour all the people round about, on the right hand and on the left: and Jerusalem shall be inhabited again in her own place, even in Jerusalem.

As we well know, the nations of Europe, and most of their proxy hounds in the Third World, rage and gnash their teeth at Israel. The world is boiling with Antisemetic hate for Israel, and the Arabs are close in second place as the world rages in hate against them also. Jews and Arabs and Ethiopians are the Semites of today.

What is frightening is that Liberal Christianity has joined the mob of dogs raging at Israel. Also, in many Baptist and Fundamental local churches we find certain effete snobs, who have fed their soul on tax rebellion and militia notions, who also hate Israel.

Loving Israel must not become a rabbit's foot fetish in our churches, but loving to see God do his will in Israel should cause us to be encouraged and hopeful about the End Times. Thus, any true Bible believer finds a friend in Israel.

Jonathan Cahn explains this clearly for us:

If you or your pastor regularly attacks Jews, while claiming he loves Israel, you have a pastor who is Antisemitic. There is an instinct in the soul of a backslidden believer to attack the friends of God. That means they attack other Christians, and they attack Jews. If this is your pastor, leave that church at once, and find new fellowship. That man will sour your soul and bring the wrath of God on you.

I had a Christian friend who was a tax rebel and he hated Jews. His life ended in horrible ways, and he spent his last days trying not to get caught by the IRS. He lost his wife because she became desperate to virtually survive and have enough to eat. Hate Jews and Jerusalem, and you will pay a tall price for your temerity. 

Friday, May 18, 2018


AND............... The place for European nations to interfere to great profit is Africa.

The former colonial powers have never let go. They gave African nations independence, and then, very quickly, they turned around and meddled in African affairs with raging zeal. And, the USA has joined this neo-colonial circus as the US supplies arms to Africa, the US assassinates African leaders like Heile Salassie, and the US pontificates in the UN on what is good for Africa. As if, Africans are nothing but a mob of monkey-like porch niggers who need perpetual nannying.

I have watched this since the 1960s, and I was in Ethiopia when Henry Kissinger financed a Marxist coup to destroy and assassinate Heile Salassie, the best friend of the USA in Africa. No African leader can be immune from the bullet of the CIA simply be being the friend of America or the former colonial master. African leaders must sell off their natural resources to western companies, and sell their souls in the UN in order to stay alive.

Witness the attempt of President Obama to have Kenya President Uhuru Kenyatta tried in the World Court. It was a close call, and at one point the CIA must have been involved inside Kenya trying to destroy Kenyatta.

Here is Prof. P.L.O. Lumumba in a brilliant speech defining the moment in Africa. Americans need to understand that America is a vicious beast trying to devour and rape Africa. Our tax dollars are being used to destroy governments and assassinate African leaders. Lumumba himself must be in constant danger of being snuffed by the CIA or the British secret police.

The classic example of the duplicity of American intentions is the case of Libya and Muamar Qaddafi. Qaddafi was talked into a peace deal and capitulation to US interests. For this, Qaddafi was butchered by rebels enlisted by the USA, and President Obama declared war on Qaddafi. Lumumba was not at all off when he suggested that cooperation by African nations with the USA and Europe is a deadly game that ends in death, war, and blood flowing in the streets, and I am not talking about Omaha.

I grew up watching this, and I saw it again in the 1970s in Ethiopia and Kenya when my wife an I served as missionaries there. But, of course, wave the flag and scream for blood. Kill whoever will not kiss the posterior of the world banks and US Presidents and European powers.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018


At the risk of sounding like this is click bait, I felt you should know that there is some possibility of a problem for you if you live in Southern California.

Open THIS GOOGLE MAP in another tab or screen. 

Directly southeast of the volcano on mount Kilauea, right along the coast, in the water, is a "slump," the Hilina Slump. This is a 5000 cubic mile mound under water which is moving at the rate of 4 inches a year, the fastest movement of a land mass on earth.

You will see that a deep trench runs along the outer edge of the slump. The slump has made sudden drops and movements to the east in the past which caused huge tsunamis. Geologists have determined that the Hilina Slump will one day drop all the way off into the trench. When the slump does drop off, it will be because of volcanic activity as the volcano pushes east and produces large earthquakes.

I have one report that the US Geological Survey is very concerned about this, but they have not talked about it to the public because they don't want to panic people. The point is, geologists estimate that a tsunami caused by the slump dropping would start out at 1000 feet high and arrive on the California coast at 100 feet high. Since a tsunami is a massive long wave like a small mountain, this wave would penetrate far into the Los Angeles metropolitan basin. The wave would move at about 500 miles per hour, giving area residents four hours to get to high ground. 

The links at the end will explain this better and show you I am not imagining this.

The application of these facts are as follows:

1. If you are approx. within twenty miles from the coastline, you will have a hard time to get out of the area IF YOU GET A WARNING. The local government officials will diddle around wondering what to do, so by the time you hear anything, plan on maybe two hours of travel time. 

2. Destinations would be Riverside and San Bernadino, Whittier Hills, Hollywood Hills, Glendale, and the mountains to the northeast of the city. 

3. Do not try to find a tall building to get into unless it is fifteen stories tall minimum. Even then, the force of a wave like this could destroy concrete buildings.

4. Do not travel north or south. Only go east or northeast. Do not go to LAX imagining you can hop a ride on a plane. They will be gone before you get there.

5. Though the odds of this happening are very slim historically, an eruption period is when the slump will move. So, get some things into your car now like survival food and water. Get a go bag packed with important papers and valuables. Be sure to include a weapon if Jerry Brown has not panicked you about a gun.

6. Keep your gas tank at least half full during this eruption period.



Journal of Volcanology and Geothermal Research









To see the latest news, go to Google News, and hit Headlines. Enter "volcano" in the search box to narrow the results.

For YouTube, enter "last hour" in the search box. When the filter comes up, click "last hour" or "today," and enter "volcano" or "Hawaii" in the search box.

Finally, if you do nothing about this you will probably not have anything to worry about. The odds seem low as far as making a solid prediction. But, the longer the volcano erupts, and if you hear there was an 8 or 9 point earthquake in Hawaii, if I were you, I might go visit friends in Antelope Valley or Palm Springs. These events are easy to laugh off, but if you lose your bet on this, you could also lose your life and family.

Again, do not expect government or local officials to talk about this. They would rather gamble with your life than have to face the possible panic of millions of people. Issues like this are the time when public officials are the most helpless.






The Hilina Slump is moving slowly toward the sea.

She talks about the fissure actually being indications the slump area is moving southeast. How long until the slump lets loose and drops into the ocean? She says the USGS has not been active with previous fissures. Is their sudden attention to fissures due to new fear that the slump is about to go?


If you live in Havaii, you need to be out of the downwind area from the volcano. If you live in Southern California, you need to go visit friends as soon as you hear of an earthquake or major blow of the volcano. The Hilina Slump will very likely drop at that time, and you need to get out of the coastal areas of California BEFORE an evacuation order is given. Once the officials tell people to evacuate, your chance of reaching high ground is nearly zero due to people panicking and bashing into one another on the Freeways.

I suggest you keep the 24 hour news station on all the time for a while. See the link above. The local radio and TV channels will be first to talk about any serious blow of the volcano.

You can see that earthquake and lava activity are now in progress on the shore side of the Hilina Slump.




This would be made possible if Kilauea caved in on itself during the present activity.


John McCain's email is now floating around the world courtesy of Israeli hackers. Your car can be taken over, and even crashed, by Israeli hackers. And, Prime Minister Netanyahu claims that Israel is in fifth place as a world class cyber power. If that is true, then four other nations have even more ominous potential than Israel to destroy industries, crash trains and planes, and blow nuclear power plants.

You learn in this video that the malware is inside the computers of the targeted companies, militaries, and governments. All that is needed for World War III to go full on and roar is for some national leader to give the order to push the red buttons.

We worry about NSA and Homeland Security hacking our personal data, both on our own computers, and where we have given our data to other people or merchants. Forget our own security agencies. Think about some Chinese group, sitting in a room, and gathering everything about you in order to blackmail you into becoming an agent for China. If you have even one secret that would cause serious harm to your life and family, you are a potential target.

Watch and meditate on all the data you have on this computer you are using right now, and data on you that is hackable at NSA and other points yonder.

You write an email, and you are talking with a friend about some disgusting Progressive Liberal. You type in a sentence in which you suggest that someone needs to take that evil person out. Then, you have second thoughts, and you delete the incriminating sentence. To late, Bunky. Someone out there in the cyber world has that email with the nasty suggestion included. This is because malware or hacking tools downloaded to your computer can grab every key stroke.

Now, let us wander over to another application of this cyber conflagration. The Bible talks about the day the Antichrist reigns on the earth. He will take virtual control of every soul on earth via his Mark on the forehead or right hand of every person on earth. How will he do this? 

Antichrist wins the confidence of the Jewish leaders of Israel by flattery.

Daniel 11:21 And in his estate shall stand up a vile person, to whom they shall not give the honour of the kingdom: but he shall come in peaceably, and obtain the kingdom by flatteries.

Daniel 11:31 And arms shall stand on his part, and they shall pollute the sanctuary of strength, and shall take away the daily sacrifice, and they shall place the abomination that maketh desolate.
32 And such as do wickedly against the covenant shall he corrupt by flatteries: but the people that do know their God shall be strong, and do exploits.

This takeover of the Israeli leaders will include the cyber forces in Israel, and this tool will be used by Antichrist to rule the world's masses in every personal detail. All the tools are now in place for the Antichrist to rule the world.

But, notice the ending of vs. 32 above. The people who have not taken the Mark of the Beast will do exploits. I have to wonder if God will use hackers among the godly to cripple the Antichrist system greatly. 

Indeed, I see the day coming when the Militia in the USA and other nations stacks their rifles and sits down at computers to declare a back room revolution against the New World Order via computer hacking.

So, the admonition of Christ applies in the Cyber World War era:

Matthew 10:16 Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

Every key stoke counts, and everything that goes onto your computer and into social media and into the market place, is available to evil people. Be careful my friend.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018


We will now talk about Sesame Street, Mister Rogers, and the public schools. We know that the Millennial generation was raised on self love and being told they were the locus of the universe. What we need to talk about is why Christendom preached the self love message.

Where did it start?

Answer; In the Garden of Eden.

Genesis 3:1 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

Ye shall be as gods. And these thousands of years later, in the 1970s, the scum bag Robert Schuler published his book called Self Love. In this book, Schuler said that you cannot learn to love God or your fellow man until you learn to love yourself. This is the lie of Eden repackaged. God is dismissed to stand outside the door while this wonder gives himself total satisfaction and attention.

Thus, Mr. Rogers:

And, the Kindergarten teacher told you that you can be anything you want to be, and Sesame Street said it was so, thus, it is true, and here you are forty years late, and you are still the center of your universe, right?

But, the Gaithers also added their heresy to the mix for you millennials at the church house in 1975.

And, you believed it, right? Especially after Mommy called you Princess.

Now, all these years later, you men are still living at home, you are unemployed because no one will pay you what the emperor of the earth is worth, and you are blaming it on everyone but yourself.

Well, there has to be a way to escape from this dilemma. 

In the spirit if good will, I will make an effort to give you some help. I realize this will be a big joke to 99% of you Millennials, but if I can help even one of  you victims of the propaganda era to rise out of the swamp and get on the road to a productive life, then I must try.

First, stop blaming everyone and everything for your lousy life. Your life is YOUR responsibility, and the sooner you take charge of your life, the sooner you will have a life.

Second, put that I-phone down. This is the most potent force to keep you totally self-centered. Furthermore, it is frying your balls. If you want a life, you will have to join in with people around you who are also not damned to the Hell of the I-phone. 

Third, get a job. I don't care how badly it pays..... find something to do to earn your way. When  you do get a job, be on time to work, look for ways to improve on the work you do, and start looking for the good side of that job. You are learning a skill. I don't care if it does not fit your degree from some university that told you you were destined to conquer the world. Conquer a hamburger if you must, but find a job and master it. This will lead on to better things, but ONLY if you are the best at what you do.

Fourth, Read or die! The fact is now researched that you are dumb as snot if you graduated from college. You were ripped off, and the socialist guru who gave the speech at your graduation event told you that YOU would go forth and change the world. I have news for you, friend, the world is changed by people who got knowledge in college. Your return on investment is nearly zero.


Now, you have a choice. Keep trying to flog your empty mind to American companies, or CATCH UP.

Go to Half Price Books, and find books of true stories of men who discovered, conquered, or hunted for things that no one else had done before. You need to start socking away the qualities of these men in your psyche so that you have some new tools made by real people who did not think they were the center of their world. You can find good books like this on ABE Books or at Book Finder online. They are often cheap because your fellow millennials are to preoccupied with themselves to buy these books. Start by reading books by Teddy Roosevelt.

As to your college major which you hoped would land you a six figure job, you will have to read rabidly to actually master the field of your degree. American companies know your degree means nothing, and your head is vastly empty. That is why they won't hire you. You need to now cram in the content the college failed to give you while they were baby sitting you and teaching you political correctness. You cannot fake this one. YOU are the one who will either master the thing or be thrown away as so much rubbish. Big companies are looking back down the road behind you at the next generation, and many of these companies will be recruiting kids out of High School and training them in their company programs. You need to catch up so that you can carry your end of a conversation with someone who might hire you.

So, READ, READ, READ, stupid.

Now, if you played all the way through college, how about forgetting your dream of being hired in the area of your degree? You really are not competent there. Look at your life history, and identify something you like to do. Go see if someone will hire you to do that. Do you like to Bar-B-Que? Fine, go apply for a job at a Bar-B-Que restaurant. Do you like to pound rocks? Great, go apply to work in a gravel pit. See if you can master something from the ground up.

Fifth, get outdoors and inhale the real world. If you live in the city, you must find your way to the country, the forests, down to the sea, or the desert where wild things still walk, swim, or crawl about. If you need some way to explain this to your friends and yourself, buy a shotgun and a hunting license and see if you can shoot some ducks. If you live in a city like Los Angeles of New York City, buy a fishing pole, ask the store owner to help you buy the right fishing tackle, and go out on an ocean pier, all the way to the end, and see what you can catch. If you can find an old timer your grandpa's age who will help you, you will be catching fish in short order. Even if you throw them back..... DO IT, or you will die a piece of boring crud.

Sixth, find a young member of the opposite sex who is on the same quest you are on. See if you can put a friendship together that is not based on kinky sex and roaring. Go do things that begin and end without sex being the main event.

Seventh, have a long session with yourself, and ask yourself what dumb things you do that make you obnoxious to other people and to God. Set a goal of destroying this in your life permanently. This is not to exalt you as better than other people. It is your chance to learn the discipline of becoming a better person by destroying something that drags you down.

Eighth, find a King James Bible, and read the book of Proverbs. Read one chapter every day of the month, and do this for four months. There are 31 chapters in the book. Make an informal list on a piece of paper of things in Proverbs that totally contradict what you were told from Kindergarten to your last year in university. Meditate on this list, and ask yourself why the richest man in his day, Solomon, who was considered the wisest man in his day, believed these things.

Ninth, sing. Millennials do not sing. Many of them have parents who never sing. You may have to sit down alone at a computer, find some old songs from the 1950s that have a real melody (find the ones with lyrics), and sing along. Otherwise, the only people in the modern world who still sing are conservative Christians in their church services. Visit a church that sings from hymn books instead of from a big TV screen. Learn to sing along with them. This is to cure you of thinking you can conquer the world alone. When you sing with people, you have to cooperate with them completely to be part of it. If you think I am crazy, just try it once, and you will realize how little you understand about team spirit and group activities that make you contribute instead of crave attention.

Alright, I admit it, I am messing with your mind. Like I said, 99% of you who read here will cuss me out and click on down the web looking for porn or cops chasing criminals on the freeway. But, if even one of you jack legs will take the red pill, then my life has been fulfilled in some small way.

Ecclesiastes 7:24 That which is far off, and exceeding deep, who can find it out?
25 I applied mine heart to know, and to search, and to seek out wisdom, and the reason of things, and to know the wickedness of folly, even of foolishness and madness:
26 And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.
27 Behold, this have I found, saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the account:
28 Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.
29 Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.

Solomon is talking about the red pill man. And, the red pill man needs a red pill lady on his arm.


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