Thursday, July 25, 2019


The Chinese and Vietnamese are eating up all the donkeys in Kenya. I did not make that up, folks.


So, Viagra needs to mover over..... the donkeys are coming. One wonders if the demented Chinese have noted the prodigious anatomy of donkeys and made the connection. Thus, they eat donkey skin hoping to solve..................... never mind.

So, the moral of the story is, when all the donkeys are eaten up from Kenya, China will be in Tennessee and Kentucky shopping for donkeys. We may need a castle domain law to protect the American donkey population.

There is something still very primitive about the Chinese. Say what you like about their technology prowess, they are backward and demented as ever they were in the day of Genghis Khan. It is not the eating of donkeys that is so startling. It might actually taste good, but using the skin for an aphrodisiac is beyond bizarre.

Confucius say, "Man who eat donkey shall surely have many children."

People in the capital city of Kenya, Nairobi, are now in fear that not all the donkey meat is exported to horny Chinamen. Kenyans wonder if donkey meat is being peddled to Nairobi restaurants. Keep this in mind if your travel to Kenya. Choose the chicken curry or the pork sausages.

The story is that this is the first donkey slaughter house in the world. Amazing! But, as the world population grows, and as demand for animal protein increases, we may all learn to seek new sources for our hot dog contents.

Speaking of dogs...... The old ad from Oscar Meyer may one day be revised, "At Oscar Meyer we choose the most tender dogs."

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