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A whole convoy of US Navy ships in the Black Sea were relocated 20 miles inland on their navigational system. I believe the big trick will be when this adversary spoofs an aircraft carrier and its convoy of ships. They could be spoofed during a storm when visual observation is not possible. And, they could be sent onto a reef or into shallow water and grounded. Or worse, they could be sent into cargo ships which would create a huge collision and possible sinking of some ship.
So, the enemy no longer needs missiles. And, it is possible that the enemy could hide from detection, thus making retaliation impossible. It is all a morbid hacking setting.
The most deadly places in the world are narrow passages, such as the English Channel and the Red Sea with its collection of islands. There are many such locations. The day may come when the US Navy has to be put 100% into port to prevent destruction. The peril to submarines seems tremendous also.
It is also possible that the enemy could send out ghost ships loaded with explosives and controlled remotely, and then guide an aircraft carrier into the ghost ship.
The world is sinking into technology warfare, and these ship collisions prove clearly that the US is not prepared to deal with it, and we may well be falling way behind in the race to domination. I fully believe that the US Government is lying to Americans as to how safe we are.
History tells us that rulers never let the people know when the state becomes vulnerable. The enemy tells the people that when they invade.
This is classic rude behavior of the press when they think they have a juicy interview. Watch how the reporter gets right in the woman's face. CNN is a mob of beasts.
This makes it very clear..... YouTube hates America. Joy has received Twitter death threats over this song. The Civil War II is well under way. There is one fact about ALL civil wars..... they do not end with a peace agreement, nor do they ever wear themselves out. They end when one side tramples the other side into the ground. Get your jack boots on. The right will either lose or win, and it all depends on when the right starts hitting back.
My News round ups have the things from around the world which Drudge finds uninteresting. Go to Drudge for the sensational stuff, and then come see me. I watch the world.
John McCain keeps poking his finger down his throat and puking on Donald Trump. READ THE ARTICLE HERE John McCain, according to Wikileaks, has been paid by Hillary Clinton to attack Trump at every possible turn. So, McCain, a member of the Arizona political Mafia, is sticking with the Mad Mamma from New York. This gives Hillary another defender to help her avoid being snuffed by the people she robbed of campaign cash before the election. McCain, what does this get him? Nothing, unless he has been promised something special by the Hillary Soros mob, and THAT is exactly how I see it. There is also the possibility that McCain has friends back in Arizona who have a special use for illegals from Mexico, like young boys to service former Vietnam War Veterans, and more boys to run through the Clinton Foundation human trafficking machine. When it comes to McCain, everything he says and does is calculated to serve the interests of some criminal operation. So, he attacks Trump now, and the next thing his machine may do is try to snuff Trump.
Proverbs 17:11 An evil man seeketh only rebellion: therefore a cruel messenger shall be sent against him.
Actually, it is called the "Impossible Burger." It is a hamburger mix which is meat free and designed for the followers of the cabbage god, vegans. They love the "Impossible Burger" because it tastes just like beef.
What is so blasted insane about veganism is that these people do NOT really want to live on vegetables. They crave the flavor of meat, so they make products of all sorts of ingredients, some of them downright deadly, to produce a product that tastes like meat. If they really believed in their religion, they would not want anything that tasted remotely like meat. Even egg plant Parmesan would be off their menu.
Here is what the "Impossible Burger" is made of, and you will also read the Bill Gates is helping fund the production as an investor. Bill KNOWS this product is dangerous because the FDA does not approve of it. He wants the bucks, so he helps deliver the killer product to you. Gates is the worst kind of hypocrite. He helps Africans get to fresh water, and he kills Americans with foul food.
Be sure to watch he video at the top of the page to see the wonders of Satanic nature worship.
Imperial Chemical Industries long ago joined DuPont to try to form a worldwide monopoly which would have given them total control of all chemical production worldwide. The US Government had to break up this trust. ICI is quite capable of doing evil. This new "Impossible Burger" will make you sick, or even result in death. And, ICI is the sort of company that would kill a million people and laugh it off. They are the result of British corruption at the top of the UK government. RELIGIOUS TESTIMONY OF A VEGAN WHO GOT RELIGION WITH AN IMPOSSIBLE BURGER
No one is better prepared to defend Barron Trump that a former White House kid, like Chelsea Clinton. So, that is exactly what she did. READ THE STORY I suspect the Clintons have decided to clean up their image in the media and with potential voters. If Chelsea's political aspirations are to be realized, she needs to make friends from the masses her dear Mommy called deplorables. Furthermore, Hillary needs to kiss up to The Donald. She may soon be asking for more Secret Service protection. She promised the thugs of the Liberal Mafia that if they filled her Foundation with cash, they would all get powerful positions in her cabinet and the Government. She blew the election, and some of those thugs now believe she did it on purpose. She did do a totally wretched job of campaigning. If they think Hillary grabbed their cash with no intention to win, they will be making plans to snuff her. The Dark World of Liberal thugs are just as vengeful as the Medellin. And, the Medellin method of revenge is to take out the target's family one by one before they finally take out the targeted one. This gives the targeted person the most emotional pain, and it tells anyone else thinking of double crossing them not to try it. So, the Clintons need to look righteous so that someone will have mercy on them and give them more protection. In any case, Barron Trump has a buddy honey in Chelsea, and any help must be appreciated.
Let us make this short and simple..... There is NO connection between the solar eclipse and prophecy. Eclipses are a natural predictable event which men know is coming. It can be timed and described well before it happens. Prophecy from the Bible is undated, and the time of the fulfillment of a prophecy is totally in the mind of God. All this prophetic chatter on blogs and web sites about the eclipse having some prophetic significance is a lot of horse leavings. God will not send Jesus back for his Church in the Rapture when men are expecting prophecy to be fulfilled. God does not want CBS, CNN, or Fox News to be able to take credit for predicting the Rapture. So, there it is. The sun is right where it has always been. The moon is wandering through space just like it did when Noah was navigating on the ark. Nothing startling is happening, except this..... God has created a glorious display of his Almighty mind in the universe, and in the smallest flower. So, if you can get in the line of the moon and sun, enjoy God's big show. The next one will be in Texas, and we will be happy to show it to you if you buy a ticket at our office in Austin. Relax folks..... it is not the end of the world.
This is a deadly element, and it cannot be retrieved later if it is found to cause cancer or other deformatives. READ THE ARTICLE ON THIS Again, as I have before several times, I encourage you to eat no sea food from the Pacific Ocean, and eat no vegetables of fruit raised along the US West Coast within 100 miles from the ocean. Everything grown in the San Joaquin Valley is deadly. All citrus and avocados from California are produced near the ocean. Coastal fog and winds will be carrying this chemical inland. One thing you can count on..... the US Government will not be doing testing for tritium. They have stopped testing for other radioactive isotopes inland from the ocean, so you can count on them to cover for the thugs in the Japanese Government again.
If a White church had a Conservative politician into the pulpit preaching politics, the IRS would be there the next week threatening the pastor that they will revoke their nonprofit status if they do it again. If a Black church has Barak Obama or Al Sharpton in the pulpit preaching Liberal racist politics, the IRS will look the other way. This fact has resulted in Black churches becoming very compromised in their message. If a member suggests that politics be left out of the message of the church, that Black member will be called an Uncle Tom. So, what is the message Jesus gave to his disciples just before he left to return to his Father in Heaven? Mark 16:14 Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen. 15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. 16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
The Gospel of salvation by faith in Jesus Christ is the ONLY message of a real church. A church which starts preaching human rights, integration, and political correctness is off the biblical message and onto social reform. Social reform is always a disaster. Witness the renewed hate in America by Blacks for Whites. Most Blacks now believe in their soul that they must kill Whites and rule their world. The last fifty years of social justice preaching in Black churches has not changed the hearts of Black Americans.
Why is this?
Answer: Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?
The heart has to be changed from the inside out. Preaching at Blacks that they need to demand to be treated right is madness. It will not happen. Preaching to Whites from a Black pulpit, to a church where there are only two lap dog Whites in the audience, is nonsense.
Preaching Jesus Christ and him crucified, and that faith in Jesus Christ changes a person, is the only message that brings social justice. This is because people who are changed by Christ, and by the work of the Holy Spirit in their hearts, are the only people who stay changed.
So, why are Black churches seeing attendance drop?
Answer: A Black man comes to church with his family. He owns his own business, or he works for an employer who treats him well, and he has learned to let any discrimination he receives run off his back and not sour his soul. He is living a good life, and he hungers for the Word of God to feed his soul.
So, what does he get. "You poor down trodden soul. Whitey is abusing you just as bad as he did back during slavery. (LIE) You have lost all your rights. (LIE) If you do not rise up and rage at Whitey you will never succeed. (LIE)
This man is now supposed to return to his home with a soul full of encouragement and soul food for the next week coming up. That is why he drops out. His wife soon is coming with the kids, and eventually they are all gone. One Sunday soon afterward they turn up and the First Southern Baptist Church in town because the White preacher there is plowing deep every Sunday and delivering up truth from the King James Bible, not from Jesse Jackson.
So, if you Black Christians want to keep your soul, and the souls of you kids, full of bile and hate, keep right on going back for a refill of wretchedness every Sunday morning. Do the Harlem Shake for Jesus, and do the Whitey hate for your Liberal Democrat over lords.
Or............
Romans 16:17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
18 For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.
But then, maybe the politics are a cheap substitute for the reality of Christ which the Black churches have abandoned in recent years as they turned into circuses. Black churches in general are one big honky tonk joke. The antics and sexual lust displayed on Sunday morning is reminiscent of Bourbon Street in New Orleans.
And, Black preaching is weaker than pabulum. The message is all about prosperity and "It gonna get better by and by."
Here is a Black brother who worked through this and survived by the grace of God. If you don't like to take this blog post from Whitey, you cannot shuck off this brother. He is spot on.
So, why all the civil rights and politics preaching in Black churches? Answer: They are dead, and the pastors have nothing in them to pass on from God's Word. Most of them are not even born again. So, the congregations are spiritual babies who will never grow up in Christ Jesus. Thus, in order to appear to have a serious message, politics and civil rights are brought into the pulpit. This gives the illusion to the Black congregation that a serious message has finally been found. Ironically, this humanist message of good works saves no one, and it is now becoming a sick joke. One man's journey: Al Sharpton HERE IS AL SHARPTON PREACHING THE GOSPEL And..... HERE IS AL SHARPTON PREACHING CIVIL RIGHTS It is like leaving the milk and honey of the Promised Land and going back to the dry dry desert of Egypt. What kind of idiot would do that on purpose?
The left in the USA, with the encouragement of Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama, have declared war on America. They are starting with the heritage symbols of America. They will be defacing and tearing down many more monuments. This is what the Bolsheviks did under Stalin. And, it will get worse. The next thing will be to break into prisons and free criminals. Then, they will attack up scale neighborhoods. When will America wake up and fight back? If this is allowed to go on and on, the President will be forced to call out the US Military to launch war actions against these mobs. Any day now, some state is going to walk off. At that point, the whole nation will start to unravel as states hold legislature sessions to decide whether to stay in the union or flee. The leftist mobs in the USA are being used to destroy this nation, and they are out of control NOW, not next week or next month. The worst part is that the media will cheer on the destruction of America. They hate this nation and the US Constitution. They will be screaming against the police and the US Government until the day the mobs enter their studios and burn them down. This is really a Marxist coup sponsored by Obama and George Soros. For now, they are winning. Will Americans let them destroy this nation?
The bubonic plague has been found in fleas in Arizona. I told you this would happen, and there will be more of these old era and tropical diseases breaking out as illegal immigrants are allowed to run loose in the USA ARTICLE HERE As long as soft headed Liberals keep getting in the way of immigration control, we can count on deadly diseases surprising us in the USA. Europe has found that tropical diseases are way up due to their stupid immigration policies. There is a price to pay for being stuck on stupid.
Over and over I have told you the White Race right will rise up. If Blacks, feminazis, and faggots can demonstrate and rage and hate in the streets, hey, it is a free country, and Whites can do the same. There will be a show down soon in which some city or state will refuse to let Whites demonstrate. This will go to Federal or the Supreme Court, and they will rule in favor of free speech and the Whites. They have no choice. READ THIS ARTICLE- It is happening NOW. So, the other tribe is making itself known. Many of you imagine that Whites will never get violent. Think again. Who lead the American Revolution? Whites. Who revolted in the Southern States? Whites. Who slaughtered the American Indians? Whites. It will happen again. This is a good thing. Why? Answer: It is time that Marxist Nanny Liberals meet the White Race in the streets and decide if they really want Civil War again. That is exactly where this is headed. We need to know if Maxine Waters, Nancy Picknosey, and Chuck Schumer really want to totally trash the USA. Out of this could come a quieter and wiser Democratic Party, and that would be good. On the other hand, this uprising of Whites could lead to secession of certain states. And, that would also be good. The USA is now so thoroughly divided that it cannot possibly return to the rational days of the past. Add in the insane lust to impose Islamic terror on America by the Progressive Liberal Dumbocrats, and you have a one way street to national Hell. The day may come soon when Americans can choose to stay with the crashing USA and Washington DC, or they can move to the Republic of Texas, South Carolina, Utah, Idaho, or Wyoming. Before this happens, the President, whoever he is, will send in the US Military illegally to subdue some state. This will panic the rest of the states, and secessions will happen rapidly and with terrifying consequences. Historically, nations fly apart. Greece did. Rome did. Persia did. And, the British Empire totally disintegrated in less than twenty five years, and England today is a wee pootwaddle nation of mixed race welfare beggars. The USA will not collapse into poverty the same way prior empires did. States which are prospering will secede, and those left behind will become a national ghetto. It will be ugly, but it will be a great change. After the dust settles, Americans will be able to move to the kind of state they prefer. Some will opt for 100% socialist Fascist New York, while others opt for liberty in Southern states, Utah, and Wyoming. In the end, every faggot in America will move to Liberal states, and every gun owner in America will move to Liberty loving states like Texas. This is the moment to mark in your diary. This is the day America started down the road to tribal explosions which will break it in pieces. And, God is the one pushing America along into this destiny. God is fed up with the Great Bully nation, the USA. We are right now poised to start a war with North Korea and massacre millions of them, and Trump is talking about invading Venezuela. Iran is being targeted, and Russia is under intense economic warfare with the USA. We are also slapping China in the South China Sea where we have no real security issues. And, any day Trump will decide to attack the Philippines and Duterte will be assassinated by the CIA. Psalms 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men. Nahum 3:1 Woe to the bloody city! it is all full of lies and robbery; the prey departeth not; Jeremiah 51:6 Flee out of the midst of Babylon, and deliver every man his soul: be not cut off in her iniquity; for this is the time of the LORD'S vengeance; he will render unto her a recompence. Who is on the Lord's side. He hates the bloody nation which kills babies by millions in the womb. He hates the bloody massacres in the Middle East. He hates the bloody murders in large cities where the citizens cannot own weapons to defend themselves. So, the tribal war begins, White against Black, Soros shills against Militia, and academic snobs against gun owners. It will not ever go away until the nation is totally ravaged in the same way the USSR went down. And, soon the FEMA camps will be filled as the US Military is called out to round up anyone who talks about this. And, for the record, the US Military will kill millions of Americas when they realize that secession will put them totally out of business. Only a fool will believe the Generals in the Pentagon are noble enough to refuse to attack Americans. Today, the only good news is that God is in control. If you are a Bible believer, God knows who you are and where you are. Do not put your trust in men, and I mean any man. Our leaders are, "Grab them by the P______" criminals. They are all corrupt and liars. Do not believe the media stories, none of them. Every riot will be a false flag arranged by one side or the other to try to take the high ground with propaganda. Whatever you do, Christian friend, do not take sides or go anywhere near these riots and alleged demonstrations. They are all evolving into genuine war zones. I would also suggest you look into moving out of a Liberal Marxist city or state to a state that still has the will to be free. Finally, if you have friends who are talking big about revolution and rebellion, you are a blasted fool to keep those friendships. Those friends of yours will end up in FEMA camps or mortuaries. You could be taken along with them because you are too stupid to avoid trouble. Proverbs 16:28 A froward man soweth strife: and a whisperer separateth chief friends. Separate, while you can, from the froward man. And, if you are a froward preacher, you are possessed of devils, and I will do my best to destroy you. HERE IS THE BLACK VS. HISPANIC RACE WAR NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT RATIONAL BLACK THINKERS DO EXIST BLACKS CANNOT WIN A RACE WAR Blacks do not understand that the deck is loaded against them. Black people are reverting to be savages like they were in Africa. This will only result in other races avoiding them and killing them when things get violent. THIS IS POWERFUL AND PATHETIC Black brother tells it straight. "This war is for niggers." The first part is introduction and is a shooting session by a White girl. Stay with it for the message. EVER ROUGHER, AND TRUE There are three guns for every man in Texas. A race war in Texas would not be pretty.
In previous blog posts I warned you that Black Lives Matter, the Soros sponsored burning mobs, and the Progressive Liberal Democrat hate message would one day bring a backlash from White extremists. That day has arrived. READ THE ARTICLE The Whites in the USA, who share the same level of hate as the Leftist Marxist burning mob, are making their grand entrance onto the field of battle. Now, get this straight. I do not suggest the following is good and encouraging, but it is history. Be warned. When Whites are threatened, they do not respond with the same tactics as the Black and Democrat rioting maniacs. Whites have never burned and raped their own community like the Blacks did in Watts, California. Whites use asymmetric warfare. They used it on the British in the Revolutionary War long ago, again on the British in 1812, and the White supremacists in the deep South of the USA used stealth tactics all the time.
Hundreds of thousands of retired US Military Veterans have also been trained in asymmetric fighting tactics. And, the vast majority of Veterans hate Black supremacists and Liberal Democrats. So, if you are Black or a Liberal Democrat, and if you keep burning and raping in your mindless rage, you will be attacked by Whites like in the accompanying article, and you will never know what hit you. White rabble will use snipers, they will remind you of ISIS and the CIA, they will take out your leaders by stealth, they will use technology, and they will have many of the cops in the USA on their side emotionally. The police in America are very tired of being bashed and insulted by you racist Blacks. And, this includes Black cops. They will secretly be pleased to see the Whites even the score. If you really want to learn how dangerous raging White militia and extremists can be, keep right on blasting out your hate. Keep marching to the tribal drum of Hillary Clinton and Jesse Jackson. Keep the hate fresh, and burn buildings. I will tell you what will happen to you. The US Government will look at you losers who refuse to work and pay no taxes..... you who live off of the US tax payer and demand more and more as if the world owes you a living. Then, the US Government will look at the White militia and extremists who go to work every day and pay their taxes.
Who do you suppose the Government will round up in buses and take to FEMA concentration camps to stop the riots and rage? The Government will slap the wrist of the White trouble makers, but they will take you Blacks and lock you up and virtually let you die of diseases to get rid of you. This will save America billions of dollars in welfare payments. So, it is your choice. Keep the rage and racist hate hot and fresh, keep burning down America, and you will rot in a FEMA camp and wonder why God forgot you. Your Liberal leaders will not save you. They will catch on real fast that if they eliminate you, they will have your welfare money to play with. You have no friends in either political party once you make yourselves the enemy of the American civilization. You have been warned. Psalms 140:11 Let not an evil speaker be established in the earth: evil shall hunt the violent man to overthrow him. The men you call evil will hunt you down and wipe you off the earth. Ecclesiastes 5:8 If thou seest the oppression of the poor, and violent perverting of judgment and justice in a province, marvel not at the matter: for he that is higher than the highest regardeth; and there be higher than they. Men in power are carefully calculating what to do with you. You Black and Liberal mobsters make no contribution. Since the recent election of Donald Trump, you have done nothing but non-stop hate and violence, and you cannot stop yourself. The men in high places, both parties, are going to choose between you and the White trouble makers. And, YOU will be thrashed and murdered by the leaders of America. History proves me right. This is because you contribute nothing to America. You are leeches off of the wealth of the nation. Again, for the record, I in no way rejoice in the destiny of the murderous Left and Black racists in America. It is all about eugenics and killing off unwanted people. I am simply warning them what is coming if they keep on with their ongoing rage and hate and burning. I grew up and worked in Africa. I saw the power of tribalism. I am putting you Black Americans on notice. You are no longer dealing with racism..... you are dealing with tribalism. Blacks kill Blacks a lot more than they kill Whites. Whites are divided by intense hate for one another. Color no longer means diddly. It is all about the Kikuyu and the Luo and the Wakamba. Tribalism is much much worse than racism. Tribalism is mindless and deadly, and it often results in whole tribes being wiped out completely.
UPDATED LATER TODAY A car drove into counter protesters. The camera man repeated called out, "Oh my God." And, God was not there because God has not patience for the rebellion and hate in that rally. Stop the OMG stuff. You will only bring God's wrath on you for blaspheming and trying to call him to rescue you from your stupid behavior. While one of you Christ haters yells OMG, the other yells F____, F____, and OMG / holy Sh__. HERE ARE THE VIDEOS OF THE CAR So, how do you like tribal warfare so far?
Two US Marine planes have crashed in the past two weeks. It is well known that both the US and Russia, and possibly other nations, are working on knock out weapons to shut down the electronics in military vehicles, ships, and planes. HERE IS THE STORY This could be the Chinese telling Trump that they are prepared to take our planes down if Trump attacks North Korea.
Sure enough, folks, Hillary is now preaching, or at least trying to fake it.
ARE YOU READY FOR PREACHER HILLARY? - Sooooo, you thought Hillary Clinton was all out of “next moves”, did ya? Guess again. If Hillary thought wearing a Lady Gaga meat dress while playing the nose harp would get her closer to the White House, she’d do it in a nanosecond. Along those same lines now comes “Pastor” Hillary, with a freshly-polished fake southern accent and ready to put her ‘preachin’ clothes’ on and get to work. This just might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, right up to the moment I remember what the Bible has to say about people who corrupt the gospel for gain and power. Her pulpit just might catch fire. A lot of fire. YouTube commentary
Here she is trying to sound like a Black southern Methodist.
Why this sudden call from her deity to become a preacher? Answer: When politicians and famous people see the US Marshall coming with a subpoena, they suddenly run to the altar. Frank Sinatra, for most of his career, had close contacts with the Sicilian Mafia dons in the USA. When the Feds were closing in on one of Sinatra's associates, he would show up at some Los Angeles Catholic cathedral for Mass the next Sunday morning.
Frank Sinatra at Mass, second row at end of pew. He is praying, "Lord, don't let them find my phone calls to Benny Bananas Bonano please."
Thus it is my opinion that Hillary is doing the Agag trick. When Samuel found that King Saul of Israel had saved Agag the king of the Amalakites instead of killing him, Agag came walking up to Samuel, "delecately" as he walked:
1 Samuel 15:32 Then said Samuel, Bring ye hither to me Agag the king of the Amalekites. And Agag came unto him delicately. And Agag said, Surely the bitterness of death is past.
I believe Hillary hopes that when Jeff Sessions, US Attorney General, sees Hillary in the pulpit, ironically in Sesssions home state Alabama, Jeff will decide that since Hillary has gotten religion, she needs a chance to make a useful contribution. "Surely the bitterness of Benghazi and my emails is past." Hillary may be wrong, and she may find herself in Federal Prison in Alabama. She could always volunteer to be prison chaplain though. Our closing hymn of the day: Turn in your hymn book to hymn number 347, and sing to Hillary please.....
I am the old man. My lament............. all the snail mail, email, and phone calls I get trying to sucker me. The key word is "qualify." I am told I qualify for all sorts of blessings and solutions to all my problems I do not yet have. The trick seems to be to develop a serious issue for which I can collect a free steak dinner at the Holiday Inn and the opportunity to part with some of my cash. I have been a offered $250,000 business loan, and my credit is pre-approved. The only thing that could make some loan shark believe I was a good risk is that I have a DBA (Doing Business As) filed with our country in Texas so that I can tune a few pianos a year and pretend I am in business. My wife and I live on Social Security and a small pittance I earn on Google Adsense, as well as some gifts. There is NO way I could pay back a $250,000 loan before I die. Recently, the idiots raised it to $500,000. I am tempted to demand $2,000,000 minimum with payments of $20 a month. Then, there are the people who assure me there are 35 hearing aids waiting for the first 35 suckers who come and borrow them in Georgetown, Texas. They are assuming that since I am 74 years old I must be half deaf. Let me know if you would like one, and I will try to find the flyer I threw away.
Today, some local skunk called my phone and offered to send his security experts to case out my property and tell the Mexican Mafia where my valuables are hidden. He asked if I had a security system. I told him I did. He asked what it was named. I told him Roxie. He then threatened me that, as I lay bleeding to death from being shot by an intruder, would Roxie, my bull dog, be able to call 911 for me. I told him Roxie, the fence, my gun, and the "castle domain" law of Texas should take care of me just fine. He then hung up on me without saying good-bye. Nice people.
Also, the Neptune Society wants me to come to a dinner and hear a presentation on how much fun it is to be cremated. All this while I feast on a well done steak. This is supposed to give me peace of mind, knowing my family will be able to send off my remains to be fried in a brick oven with none of the nasty odor of the usual formaldehyde in a normal mortuary. What puzzles me is that Neptune was the god of the deep ocean. Now, if these sharks had a plan to pick up my body and drop it in the Atlantic ocean, well, that might be fun.
Online, I get this full screen pop up telling me they are from Microsoft, and they have learned that my computer has been taken over by a Chinese Communist carpet cleaner in Shanghai. I am not to close down my computer, and I am to call the phone number at once or all my kids will be born with buck teeth, and the bird of paradise will fly up my nose. They are so diligent that they make sure I cannot shut down the computer without clicking some button on their page. I have to shut down with the power button. Never click ANY LINK OR BUTTON. Crash the computer, and reboot. I also have these helpful people who read my journal, Blessed Quietness, and they tell me they are so excited with my editorial that they read for hours and hours and miss dinner and breakfast because they cannot tear themselves away from my thrilling articles. They also tell me that several of my links are dead, and they are just sure I will be eternally grateful to them for finding this out. Like I care. The site must have fifty thousand links. Below all this blather and horse feathers they then suggest that their site and mine have so much in common that I will want to give them a link on my journal. I click their site, and it is either selling Melaluka hair shampoo, or they have a dating service with the most sexy girls in Russia. Just what a Christian journal needs.
What I have taken into consideration is the people who offer me a reverse mortgage. I am wondering about getting a reverse mortgage on Roxie's dog house. Shoot, the deal sounds great. They pay me $750 a month, and I sign over the rights to Roxie's dog house when she dies. That's a lot of doggie biscuits folks. As usual, like you, I get offers to change all my windows, change my oil, change my web service, and change my dentist and insurance. All in all, I feel very important, what with all these nice people trying to fry me, skin me alive financially, and generally rearrange my life for me. The moral? DO NOT GET OLD. Either that, or move to Mumbai, India. There, the whole community comes out when you die, builds a huge fire in the center of town, and throws you on the fire and cheers you into eternity while banging on pots and pans and playing the sitar in three keys at once. All this free. Then, they throw your ashes into the Ganges River, and you float off to Nirvana, later to be reincarnated as the Prime Minister of India. What a deal.
