Thursday, August 10, 2017


Sure enough, folks, Hillary is now preaching, or at least trying to fake it.
ARE YOU READY FOR PREACHER HILLARY? - Sooooo, you thought Hillary Clinton was all out of “next moves”, did ya? Guess again. If Hillary thought wearing a Lady Gaga meat dress while playing the nose harp would get her closer to the White House, she’d do it in a nanosecond. Along those same lines now comes “Pastor” Hillary, with a freshly-polished fake southern accent and ready to put her ‘preachin’ clothes’ on and get to work. This just might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, right up to the moment I remember what the Bible has to say about people who corrupt the gospel for gain and power. Her pulpit just might catch fire. A lot of fire.
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Here she is trying to sound like a Black southern Methodist.

Why this sudden call from her deity to become a preacher?

Answer: When politicians and famous people see the US Marshall coming with a subpoena, they suddenly run to the altar. Frank Sinatra, for most of his career, had close contacts with the Sicilian Mafia dons in the USA. When the Feds were closing in on one of Sinatra's associates, he would show up at some Los Angeles Catholic cathedral for Mass the next Sunday morning.

Frank Sinatra at Mass, second row at end of pew. He is praying, "Lord, don't let them find my
phone calls to Benny Bananas Bonano please."
Thus it is my opinion that Hillary is doing the Agag trick. When Samuel found that King Saul of Israel had saved Agag the king of the Amalakites instead of killing him, Agag came walking up to Samuel, "delecately" as he walked:

1 Samuel 15:32 Then said Samuel, Bring ye hither to me Agag the king of the Amalekites. And Agag came unto him delicately. And Agag said, Surely the bitterness of death is past.

I believe Hillary hopes that when Jeff Sessions, US Attorney General, sees Hillary in the pulpit, ironically in Sesssions home state Alabama, Jeff will decide that since Hillary has gotten religion, she needs a chance to make a useful contribution. "Surely the bitterness of Benghazi and my emails is past."

Hillary may be wrong, and she may find herself in Federal Prison in Alabama. She could always volunteer to be prison chaplain though.

Our closing hymn of the day: Turn in your hymn book to hymn number 347, and sing to Hillary please.....

Go tell that long tongued liar.