This will undoubtedly duplicate previous terrier attacks, which you may have missed when they happened:
TERRIBLE TSIS TERRIER ATTACK
American agencies are on the alert for terriers in your neighborhood, and they listen in on every American's phone conversations to see if they can hear a potential terrier barking.
But, President Obama, like President George W Bush before him, has said, "These terriers are good and peace loving citizens." One terrier faced the bear from the north recently and saved his master. So, we must not be careless in attacking TSIS.
THE I SLAM DOOR TERRIER WHO SAVED HIS MASTER
