Saturday, November 7, 2015

PLEASE SEND SCISSORS TO THE VATICAN AT ONCE

Stumbling along with Pope Pancho



Thus.....





And, entering an airplane.....





Then, there was the first day on the alleged throne of Peter when he stepped on his frock hem.





There are several simple solutions to this situation, sir.


1. Find the drawer in the Vatican with the sacred scissors in it, and cut off three inches off of the hem of you frock.

2. Resign from that blasphemous office of Antichrist, and get a job driving an Uber car.

3. Repent of you sins, believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and go pastor a little church in Butte, Montana.

4. Walk up steps backwards.


But, I must warn you, sir, that you will really fall one of these days.

Revelation 17:15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.
16 And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire.
17 For God hath put in their hearts to fulfil his will, and to agree, and give their kingdom unto the beast, until the words of God shall be fulfilled.
18 And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.


So, you will not trip on your robe one day soon, for you will be naked, but that will be the least of your troubles, sir.

Matthew 7:27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.



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