THE STORY IS HERE
1. We all knew deliveries were up this Christmas. That was in the news. If you had to have it suddenly, as usual, you should have bought your kid a toy from WalMart. Brick and mortar stores are NOT up in sales this year, but Amazon and all other online mail orders are. You could have paid attention better and saved yourself all the belly aching.
2. Long ago, when dinosaurs like me were little kids, Dad and Mom had to order way ahead from the Sears and Robuck catalog if they wanted mail order. UPS was hardly getting started nationwide, so the US Mail delivered the toy. This was done, as it is today, "when we get around to it." We all learned to deal with reality.
3. It is a wicked and ungodly generation that goes to Twitter and rants and rages because their toys are late.
Romans 1:21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
You babies are not thankful. You are totally self-centered. You diddle heads think the sun rises, circles three times around your shoulders, and sets, and that is a perfect day.
SO WHAT DOES GOD WAY TO THE UNTHANKFUL?
1 Samuel 12:24 Only fear the LORD, and serve him in truth with all your heart: for consider how great things he hath done for you.
25 But if ye shall still do wickedly, ye shall be consumed, both ye and your king.
With all the things God has done for you, America, you are ending your national history belly aching that your toys are late. Well, God will not be late. This nation will soon be delivered to you burned to a crisp, penniless, and diseased and poisoned by all the chemicals your wicked government serves you up daily.
YOU ARE WORTHY
We at Balaam's Ass Speaks wish to award the Dead Skunk Award to all the grown up babies of America who rage and roar when they do not get their toys right on schedule.
