Wednesday, December 2, 2015

POSITION OFFERED: AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER IN SYRIA

Well, Great Britain has just decided to join in the air strikes in Syria against ISIS.

STORY HERE

The USA was doing air strikes previously, but they kept missing the target. 

Then along came Vlad and his bombers, and they hammered ISIS into the ground until Turkey had to get involved and shoot Russia down.

Also, I hear that Germany wants to drop a few bombs in Syria.

And, Iran and Israel are on the tarmac waiting for clearance to take off. It is Heathrow in the wilderness.

So, if you are an unemployed air traffic controller, please submit your resume to President Assad soon. You are needed to keep the nations of the world in a holding pattern while each one takes a turn bombing ISIS.

We at Balaam's Ass Speaks feel that just one more Dead Skunk Award needs to be issued before the new year arrives. We want to give this one to all the nations jointly who are milling around in the airspace over northern Syria.





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