Friday, October 7, 2016

KISS MY CHICKEN

In September, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, noting a recent uptick in cases of "live-poultry-associated salmonella," repeated its earlier (apparently largely ignored) alert that people should not be kissing chickens (or ducks or turkeys).

CDC noted the recent popularity of urban egg farming, but reminded "hipster" farmers and faddish pet patrons that cuddling the animals, or bringing the little darlings into the home (even those that appear clean and friendly), can spread dangerous bacteria for which humans are unprepared. [Huffington Post, 9-16-2016]

VIDEO ON CHICKEN KISSING



CHICKEN HUMOR FOR FRIDAY:


An American voting for Hillary is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.

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Hillary Clinton was traveling through Alabama one morning, and she stopped at a local cafe for breakfast. She asked the waitress what the special was for the morning.

The waitress said, "Eggs, fried cow's tongue, and grits."

Hillary grimaced, and said, "That's disgusting. Imagine eating something that comes out of a cow's mouth. Give me two eggs over easy."