Google has invented this thing called YouTube. It is wonderful sometimes, but it is also very evil and unfair.
If a raccoon picks a lock to a house and trashes the place, the beast gets three million hits on YouTube.
But, if you or I pick a lock to a house and just steal one little old Vienna sausage from the frig, we get three to five in the big house.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Something ain't right about this.