OUTSIDE ARE DOGS

Chuck Schumer is the quintessential Democrat. This is what happens when the dim bulb voters elect a lawyer to represent them.

What is the difference between Chuck Schumer and a carp.

Answer: One is a slimy bottom feeder, and the other one is a carp.

READ ABOUT SCHUMER'S WRETCHED BEHAVIOR IN PUBLIC

In the interest of fair play, and with a view to recognizing the premier bottom feeder of Washington DC, we at Balaam's Ass Speaks wish to give the Dead Skunk Award to Senator Chuck Schumer.

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