BRITISH HUMOR- CLEAN AND HILARIOUS

Never pass up a dose of British humor when it is available. And, I have a healthy dose just for you as a New Years present:

Do have a splendid and prosperous New Year, my dear reader.


Best wishes,

Steve Van Nattan
Texas

TRUMP SHOWS US HIS POLICY AS PRESIDENT- REVENGE

Donald Trump may seem like a breath of fresh air, but the pollution count is going up steadily.

Here is Trump's New Years tweet on Twitter:

Trump clearly thrives on making enemies, and when he beats them at any game, he rubs in their loss.

This is leadership by revenge and gloating. 

This also makes very certain that his enemies will keep their hate for him very fresh. This could end up destroying Donald Trump. 

Revenge eats your guts out. 

All the notable tyrants of world history who feasted their souls on revenge were eventually hated by their citizens. When Benito Mussolini was finally caught and killed in a street in Italy, the Italian woman lifted their skirts and peed on his dead body. General Eisenhower was shocked, but then, he was not a vengeful man.

Trump told us during the campaign, "I am a very religious person." He also told us he never confesses sin. 

Watch Trump make another sinner worse then himself in order to diminish his own culpability.

Which other religion refuses to discuss sin and teaches the follower to hate their enemies?

ISLAM

Allah had nothing to say about sin, and Allah told his followers to kill everyone who refused to bow to Mecca. The garment of hate and revenge seems to be passed on from one tyrant to the next.

Islam will be a great enemy for Trump, and Islam may very well beat him at his game. There are Muslims out there who will give their lives to this cause.

Romans 12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

Matthew 5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.

We just had another deeply vengeful President in Barak Obama. We had a whole passel of vengeful officials surrounding Obama, particularly hateful Hillary. So, we must now assume that Trump has chosen a vengeance team, in his cabinet and advisers, to do his dirty work.

This also makes VP Pence's moral character highly suspect. He talks the talk of a Bible believer, but true Bible believers do not join in league with hate campaigns.

So, look for more of the same from Donald Trump. When he talks about how he loves everyone, and how he wants to work with the Democrats, don't you believe it.

Donald Trump will soon turn out to be a Mafia-like thug. He may, indeed, bring a measure of prosperity and good vibes to America, but it will all be based in greed, rage, and "grab them in the p_______."

You pastors need to throttle back on the praise of Trump. You and your church members are making fools of yourselves if you are thanking God for Trump.

Proverbs 28:4 They that forsake the law praise the wicked: but such as keep the law contend with them.

No President since Dwight David Eisenhower measured up to the highest standard.

The great bridge player and popularizer of the game Ely Culbertson described Eisenhower's game as classic and sound with "flashes of brilliance", and said that "You can always judge a man's character by the way he plays cards. Eisenhower is a calm and collected player and never whines at his losses. He is brilliant in victory but never commits the bridge player's worst crime of gloating when he wins." Wikipedia

During the "Bonus March," in which thousands of WW I veterans marched on Washington, illegally encamped, and demanded to be paid their discharge bonuses, then Major Eisenhower strongly advised General MacArthur to stay out of the clearing of the Veterans' encampment by force. MacArthur was a vengeful man, and Ike showed a classic decent and forgiving temperament by trying to downgrade the action. 

Donald Trump is all about gloating and revenge, and the tweet above proves it. The Democrat losers are all about whining. There is no hope for America.

GET THAT STRAIGHT BIBLE BELIEVER

You are called to better things than exalting the refuse of society. 

Revenge is not a gift of the Holy Ghost.

1 Corinthians 13:4 Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,

There are those in America who measure up to the highest standard, and they are not Presidents.

1 Corinthians 9:24 Know ye not that they which run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize? So run, that ye may obtain.
25 And every man that striveth for the mastery is temperate in all things. Now they do it to obtain a corruptible crown; but we an incorruptible.
26 I therefore so run, not as uncertainly; so fight I, not as one that beateth the air:
27 But I keep under my body, and bring it into subjection: lest that by any means, when I have preached to others, I myself should be a castaway.

ISLAM IS DYING- THIS HAS NOT CHANGED- CHRIST PREVAILS

Islam is a dying religion. An Iranian Islamic leader has reported, long ago, that 667 Muslims an hour are leaving Islam. Many of these leaving turn the Christianity, and many of them leaving were in Africa until recently.

But, Iran is seeing a huge turning to Christ among young adults. The Church in Iran is reported to number between 500,000 and 1,000,000.

HERE IS A VIDEO ON WHAT IS HAPPENING


In 2015, mission organisation Operation World named Iran as having the fastest growing evangelical population in the world, with an estimated annual growth of 19.6 per cent. According to Mark Howard of Elam Ministries, an organisation founded by Iranian church leaders with the purpose of expanding the church in Iran, more Iranians have become Christians in the last two decades than in the previous 13 centuries combined. 

READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE

TESTIMONIES OF MUSLIMS LEAVING ISLAM

DREAMS AND VISIONS
This is not a Charismatic phenomenon. I have heard many of these stories over the past thirty years. It seems that God has chosen to send visions, and some speak of Christ appearing to them. While we in the Christianized world have no business craving visions, because we have all the revelation of  God in the Bible, it is not inconsistent with God's way with men to call them to Christ with special means. SECOND VIDEO ON THIS


SAUDI ARABIA
A man from the West working with an oil company in Saudi Arabia sent me email. He told me that he took the oil company job for the sole purpose of starting a Christian training Bible Institute in his home. His students are oil company employees from Muslim nations who have confessed faith in Christ. Their problem is that, back in Pakistan, Indonesia, Malaysia and other Islamic nations, they dare not openly talk about their faith. So they apply for oil company work in Saudi Arabia, and by being far from home, they can secretly study the Bible with the man from the West in the evening.

INDIANS IN SAUDI ARABIA MEETING FOR CHURCH SERVICES


PERSIAN GULF STATES
An Indian pastor decided to apply for an oil company job in the Persian Gulf area. Once there, he looked up other Indians who were Christians, and they started church services. Some Persian Gulf states allow oil company employees from other nations to worship in church services. But, the Indian pastor encouraged the Indian Christians to witness the Gospel to their Arab friends. They have done this, and some Arab Muslims have come to Christ.


LEBANON


GERMANY
This is another side entirely to the refugee story in Europe

MUSLIMS CONVERTING TO CHRISTIANITY

IRANIANS CONVERTING TO CHRISTIANITY IN GERMANY

There is fear that Muslims may fake conversion to Christ in order to become embedded in Europe and do acts of terror on the sly. When a Muslim is baptized, he and all who know him consider him to be lost to Islam and dead. They may then kill him. The ones who are baptized are NOT terrorists.


UNITED KINGDOM
This is news to me, What an amazing thing to see Muslims coming to Christ. There will be terror from the Muslims with hate for Christians. But, these people are willing to pay the price.


BBC SHORT DOCUMENTARY



WHAT DOES THIS MEAN TO US IN THE USA?

You need to understand that, as Muslims flood into the USA, the vast majority of these people are sick of Islam and the death and suffering Muslims bring on other Muslims. But, the militant Muslims who come to America are being sent to give the impression that Islam is virile and powerful.

In fact, Islam is in a shambles. Islam is driving along the worst killing and blood letting in all of its history, and again, this is about Muslims killing Muslims. So, stop this wide eyed trembling as Muslims enter the USA. 

By this, I am not suggesting accommodation of Islam. Certain leader of Islam in the USA will demand that they be permitted to put in place Sharia Law courts as they have in Canada.There can be NO alteration of civil and social order in the USA for any religion. But, there are many Muslims who will listen if you tell them about Jesus Christ.

Just do NOT let them start schooling you in Islamic lies. They love to tell you that God did not have a son because he does not have a wife. They will speak to you in a way so that you have to agree with them to continue to be friendly. Simply be polite and blunt, and tell them the God does have a Son, and that unless they confess their faith in God's son, they will go to Hell.

But, this study into Muslims coming to Christ throughout the Muslim world is very exciting news. President Trump will very likely leave most Muslims in the USA who immigrated from the Middle East. The PR in driving them away would be deadly. So, let us take the harvest. Many of them are fed up with Islam. This may be the last great harvest of the Church Age.

Matthew 16:18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.


FINALLY, "SON OF HAMAS" TELLS HOW HE CAME FROM ISLAM TO CHRIST
And, he tells how Islam is collapsing.

I TOLD YOU SO

Many times I have told you that when some flashy or ugly show is going down, watch the other hand. This is taken from my friend John Rouse who was an amateur magician. He told me that if you want to figure out the trick by a magician, watch the hand that seems to be idle and doing nothing.

So, this has worked over and over here at Balaam's Ass Speaks Blog.

Well, now I have it on the highest authority....... 

Diamond and Silk

All this fuss over Russia, hacking, and diplomats is smoke and mirrors. Obama is up to something. I will not venture to guess. 

Or, he is about to get caught with his birth certificate down, or, maybe the feeding frenzy over Michelle's gender is about to break loose, or, their two alleged daughters will soon be exposed as Rent-a-Daughters on loan from some Chicago family.

In any case, it would be biblical justice if Obama was exposed as a giant fraud just as he walks out of the Oval Office. He may see it coming, and attacking Russia is what most of you are watching.

Proverbs 24:20 For there shall be no reward to the evil man; the candle of the wicked shall be put out.

VERDICT IS IN..... JIMMY CARTER IS DEVIL POSSESSED

Over the years I have tried to be patient with Jimmy Carter. He was portrayed many years ago as a faithful US Veteran who served on submarines. He was shown as the Sunday School teacher at the Southern Baptist Church. And, he was noted for demanding civil rights and liberties for citizens in nations which received US aid.

But, since his Presidency, Carter has gradually slipped farther and farther into hog slop religion and good intentions. This is the way of spiritual dead bests, and worse, it is the pattern of an aging member of the Christian community who was never born again in the first place.

The following article puts the final nail in the coffin or Carter's death wish and journey to Hell:
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For most of his life, Jimmy Carter has been an advocate for human rights. In 1982, one year after leaving the Oval Office, the former US President and his wife Rosalynn Carter, founded the Carter Center, dedicated to advancing peace and health worldwide. Still an activist at 90, Carter has authored 28 books, including a new book in 2014 called, A Call to Action: Women, Religion, Violence, and Power. Over the years, Jimmy Carter, a devout Christian, has become a very strong proponent of women's rights, to a point where he has spoken out against the falsehoods and extremism we see within the 'religion' of Christianity today. 

In 2009, he penned an open letter, severing ties with the mega SBC/Southern Baptist Convention, after being a member of the Convention for 60 years. Carter said the decision was difficult and painful, yet 'unavoidable,' after the Convention leaders chose to take bible verses out of context and claim 'Eve' was responsible to for 'original sin,' and thus all women must be subservient to men. In Carter's aforementioned open letter, he expands on his reasons and concerns:

This discrimination, unjustifiably attributed to a Higher Authority, has provided a reason or excuse for the deprivation of women's equal rights across the world for centuries. At its most repugnant, the belief that women must be subjugated to the wishes of men excuses slavery, violence, forced prostitution, genital mutilation and national laws that omit rape as a crime. But it also costs many millions of girls and women control over their own bodies and lives, and continues to deny them fair access to education, health, employment and influence within their own communities. The same discriminatory thinking lies behind the continuing gender gap in pay and why there are still so few women in office in the West. The root of this prejudice lies deep in our histories, but its impact is felt every day. It is not women and girls alone who suffer. It damages all of us.

EDITOR: "Higher Authority"????  BAH! What banal drivel. The God of true Christians is not a Higher Authority, he is the ONLY Authority. This is a bow to Mecca,  Hindus, and Buddhists, which becomes clear later. 

Carter states how the subjugation of women was not always a part of Christianity.

The carefully selected verses found in the Holy Scriptures to justify the superiority of men owe more to time and place - and the determination of male leaders to hold onto their influence - than eternal truths I am also familiar with vivid descriptions in the same Scriptures in which women are revered as pre-eminent leaders. During the years of the early Christian church women served as deacons, priests, bishops, apostles, teachers and prophets. It wasn't until the fourth century that dominant Christian leaders, all men, twisted and distorted Holy Scriptures to perpetuate their ascendant positions within the religious hierarchy.

EDITOR: Jimmy has not done his research. The word "deacon" is found in the Greek feminine once in the Bible, but the Apostle Paul makes it VERY clear that women cannot be in authority over men in the Church of the Lord Jesus Christ. Carter is a classic co-dependent male cream puff trying to curry favor from feminazies. All it will get him is a pat on the head from Hillary and other murderers. 

In his letter, Carter discusses the independent group of global leaders to which he belongs, called The Elders. Founded by the late Nelson Mandela, the members have come together on this issue and collectively published this statement to all religious leaders around the world:"The justification of discrimination against women and girls on grounds of religion or tradition, as if it were prescribed by a Higher Authority, is unacceptable." This discrimination can and must end says Carter. He believes it's within our power:

The truth is that male religious leaders have had - and still have - an option to interpret holy teachings either to exalt or subjugate women. They have, for their own selfish ends, overwhelmingly chosen the latter. Their continuing choice provides the foundation or justification for much of the pervasive persecution and abuse of women throughout the world. This is in clear violation not just of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights but also the teachings of Jesus Christ, the Apostle Paul, Moses and the prophets, Muhammad, and founders of other great religions - all of whom have called for proper and equitable treatment of all the children of God. It is time we had the courage to challenge these views.

EDITOR: Jimmy Carter is a blasted fool. He exalts the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and he fails to prove his contention that the Bible exalts women above men. Carter is like an old cur dog that rolls over and pees on itself to get a scrap of food from its keeper. Carter's keepers are feminists. And, Carter calls in Mohammed and the "founders of other great religions" in his cause just in care Jehovah God takes umbrage with the dumb bell Jimmy. For this, Jimmy Carter will burn in Hell with Mohammed.

Thank you, Mr. Carter, not only for the work you do for the sake of our daughters, our granddaughters, and their daughters— but also for our sons, grandsons, and the whole of humanity. Thank you, to you and Rosalynn for creating The Carter Center. And thank you for living by example. You are a good and true man, and this world is a better place by your presence.


To join in paying tribute to President Carter, visit/join/like the new : Honoring Jimmy Carter Facebook page.

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Jimmy Carter does NOT speak for born again Bible believers, and he no longer is worthy of the least recognition for his alleged contribution to any cause. He is a Hell bound loser, and every effort must be made to blast his demonic teachings.

We also want to rebuke the Southern Baptist Convention for not practicing "church discipline" long ago and excommunicating Jimmy Carter for his heretical teachings. When a local church, or a denomination, puts more weight on the famous name of a man than on what he teaches, that denomination is going dead. Thus it is with the SBC.

THIS IS THE TRUTH JIMMY CARTER HATES"Schuler planted, Hybals watered, and Warren gave the increase."

The Emergent Church is a mob of pansies who bow the the East, West, and South,
but God in his Sides of the North is spit our in distaste.

1 Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

Galatians 1:6 I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:
7 Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

2 Timothy 3:6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.
8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
9 But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as theirs also was.

According to verse 6 above, Jimmy Carter is a spiritual "creep."

SOCCER (FOOTBALL) TENDER MOMENTS

Sir Alex certainly has done soccer a service in catching the special goals, saves, and other high moments.

This is, by far, the best work of Sir Alex.

IS RUSSIAN INVASION OF ISRAEL NEAR?

My reader and correspondent with Israel based experience give his assessment of the ongoing double cross of Israel by President Obama and John Kerry:

Article:

"A few hours after that interview aired in the US, senior White House official Ben Rhodes, the deputy national security adviser for strategic communications, told Channel 2 that when the resolution came to a vote, “we decided not to support it, but to abstain, given our concerns about the trends on the ground.”

Rhodes said both US President Barack Obama and US Secretary of State John Kerry have been saying in hundreds of conversations and speeches that Israel’s settlement activities in the West Bank were making the two-state solution unachievable over time, and that if the trend continued “we could see further international steps against Israeli settlement activity."

“When we see laws aimed to legalize outposts, and when we see rhetoric that suggests this is the most pro-settlement Israeli government in history, and when we see facts on the ground – deep into the West Bank, beyond the separation barrier – we feel compelled to speak against those actions,” he said.


Correspondent's take and prophetic aspect:

It's interesting how demon-infested Rhodes is now the spokesman for the rage against Israel swirling in the White House.  I've always believed he pulled Hussein's strings, and now here he is taking control by doing the actual speaking.  This, and the fact that Russia also supported the UN action condemning settlement building.  This could be the cusp just ahead of Russia invading Israel before Trump can get into office.  

And who knows, Barry could declare a national emergency at the beginning of the invasion just so he can stay in office and refuse to come to Israel's aid.  For all Russia goes thru the motions of pretending to be somewhat friendly toward Israel, the Ezekiel prophecy cannot be denied nor halted.  It's beyond me to envision a more ripe time for the invasion.  Plus, Russia in the past 24 just declared the US arming Syrian rebels to be a hostile action.  A hostile action is always grounds for war.  There's no walking that statement back. 

Russia calls U.S. move to better arm Syrian rebels a "hostile act"

Russia said on Tuesday that a U.S. decision to ease some restrictions on arming Syrian rebels had opened the way for deliveries of shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles, a move it said would directly threaten Russian forces in Syria.

http://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Politics-And-Diplomacy/Netanyahu-defends-response-to-UN-rowIsrael-will-not-turn-the-other-cheek-476579

Editor's remarks:

Though Putin claims to look forward to Donald Trump as President, it may be that Putin sees that Obama is trying to deeply damage Russia in the ISIS battle. Obama is doing this in a way that will leave Trump with a nasty choice to either pull back US participation, or to continue the Obama trick and risk WW III. This puts both Putin and Netanyahu on the defensive against Obama and the US Military.

This could drive Russia and Israel together closer and put off the Ezekiel 38 prophetic events for some time. Or, it could cause Putin to do an EMP attack on the US and eliminate the US as a participant in the Middle East. This would then leave Israel wide open to attack by Russia.

Donald Trump should fly to Israel, only for a visit, mind you, but he should put something into the game right now so that both Netanyahu and Putin will have reason to pause until Trump is in the Oval Office and can walk the Obama insanity back.

It would be good to review your plans to survive an EMP attack which shuts down the whole US power grid for three years.

CALIFORNIA..... PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SECEDE

I need add no comment. This article speaks volumes about the AIDS dementia now controlling the brains of Californian justice and governance:

READ THE ARTICLE

It is with the utmost delight that Balaam's Ass Speaks gives the last Dead Skunk Award of 2016 to the State of California Justice System. No other state in recent memory has sunk this low, so they deserve the honor we not bestow on them:

STINK

HE GENUFLECTS TOWARD THE CROSS, NOT MECCA

Now, you Bible believers need to indulge me a moment. I know Donald Trump gives virtually no indication that he is born again. His talk about "my religion" is dull and sounds like a hick burp drunk from Appalachia trying to convince us he never backslid.

With that clear, I was delighted to see the next President at Episcopal Mass. While the idol is only somewhat improved, the last President bowed to the Saudi Arabian princes and to Mecca. He had Islamic prayers regularly in the White House.

That will soon be gone.

I was disappointed that the video did not last a few seconds longer. Trump, after glad handing the folks rather brashly, seems to be genuflecting, and that is a rather rare sign of humility from the old boy.

After waiting for eight years for even the tiniest dose of "hope and change" from the Patron of the Islamic Brotherhood. I am blessed to see that Sir Donald will bring change, and that will include the issue of who is God.

Allah, Discedere ad inferos!

CIVICS LESSON NUMBER ONE- CONGRESSIONAL GRADUALISM

It is my sincere intention to bless some of you kiddies with an occasional lesson in American Civics. 

Here is why.....

It has come to my attention that Civics has been expunged from the whole process of education by Commies and New Age freaks in high places. This has been done to keep you ignorant of your heritage as a patriotic American.

So, Lesson One is called:

The Process of Congressional Gradualism

Even many Civics books fail to discuss this very important function of the US Government.

When a hick burp from Appalachia, or a crack head from the south side of Chicago, wants to enter politics, he has only three things to do with his young life.

1. Sell your chartreuse Cadillace, donate your Mack Daddy suit to the Goodwill Store, and buy a pair of wingtips and a three piece suit. Oh yes, and clean all the coke dust out of your pockets, at least until after the election.

2. Get a law degree. This is easily done by raising enough funds to pay a university to give you the law degree pro bono and keep your transcript (with all the "F"s) sequestered forever.

3. Impress some rich fool in Switzerland who is hiding from the sacred rage of Americans because he is trying to destroy America with his billions. Promise the Swiss fool that you will be his porch monkey for life. And, you will be eternally funded for lunch and election and feed for your horse.

Now, this is all well and good, but the road to Nirvana is wrought with a rather inconvenient responsibility to show up and sit in an assigned chair, and either "Yea" or "Nay" from time to time. Otherwise, your time can be given over mostly to finding pork and attaching it to legislation and selling your vote for the perks.

"Perks?" you ask. Right. The perks come in the form of "donations" to your "campaign fund" by the companies chosen to build the pork bridge or dam back home. You get the kick back, the voters get the dam to fish in, and you get reelected for life.

You will also learn to lift a bit of cash here and there off of lobbyists and bankers who want your vote. The vote of a US Congressman is the road to Heaven. Use it wisely and often.

Now, I understand how this must be a shock to some of you. This process is the reason Civics has been extracted from the curricula of America. If the average American understood the gold mine in a membership of the US House of Senate, the line to register as a candidate for office would be ten miles long. Every lawyer in the USA would be raging to get to Congress. 

Frankly, that sounds pretty good to me, for it could actually result in the extinction of a deadly species of homo insipidium.

So, to help you figure this out better, I have a classic musical parable for you which teaches the principle of governance Made in USA by using a parallel story.

THUS................ DR. JOHNNY CASH

If you pursue this path of patriotic zeal for America, remember the motto of every US Congressman:

"THEY WILL NEVER MISS IT"

And, they don't.


PERSONAL: You US Government majors............
Please send me ideas for more US Civics lessons.
Find the email address here

CHRISTMAS- PAGAN BABYLONIAN RITUAL

Very few people around the world know the origins of Christmas. Also, few Christians care one way or the other. 

It is assumed that all Christians fall at the shrine of Christmas, but that is not so. There are some of us who know what a deception this Roman Catholic holiday really is.

HERE IS MY JOURNAL PAGE ON CHRISTMAS


A READER'S KIDS DID THIS VIDEO FOR US

THE TRUE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS


AH, THE JOY OF THE BIG DINNER


HERE IS YULETIDE RELIGION FOR YOU

FUNDS NEEDED FOR HILLARY CLINTON MONUMENT

I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference. 

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,

Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far.

WAKE UP OBAMA..... RACISM IS DYING WITHOUT YOUR HELP

This article astounded me. A Black man named Daryl Davis has been persuading Ku Klux Klan members to recant and leave the KKK. Wow!

Over 50 KKK members to date have handed Daryl their robes and demitted.

This is why America is different. Just when you think some social issue cannot be fixed, someone with a good attitude (not a poker face and dire predictions) steps up and solves the thing. And, Daryl never raised a nickel for this. He simply did the right thing, one on one.

Daryl will not totally shut down the KKK because some men are too stubborn to give in. But, he sure is helping reverse the wicked work of President Obama and his hang dog face and pointless comments about racism.

AND, Daryl comes from the home town of Obama. This blesses me because I was getting a very bad attitude toward Chicago due to eight years under the reign of the Chicago Mack Daddy.

Thanks, Daryl

READ THE STORY HERE

THIS IS PRICELESS

HOW TO BE A WITNESS IN THE WORKPLACE

A member of our extended family lives in Australia, and she has been in the hospital where she had an operation which was rather serious. With God's help she came through it well. She was moved from ICU to a room, and the next morning she could hear someone humming a hymn.

Here is a report from another family member:

She noticed yesterday and this morning that she could hear the sound of someone humming hymns in the hospital ward. When she went for a walk around the ward (part of her rehabilitation), she thought the singing might have come from the cleaner. 

When the cleaner came to her room to clean, she spoke with her. 

The lady is a Filipino, 61 years old, and she has a cleaning job so she can pray for the patients and she hums/sings so patients will talk to her!!

Our family friend was very encouraged to hear the hymns, and she is praying for the cleaning lady to have opportunities to be a blessing to patients.

So, what about YOU? How about humming or whistling hymns at work or as you shop? There is no law against this, and PC take the hindmost. You could be a blessing to some Bible believer who is feeling discouraged and needs a moment with another believer. Always offer to pray with any person who stops you and talks.

If you are worried what unbelievers will think, such as Atheists and Muslims, they will have no idea what you are singing or humming. Stop assuming this will bring the wicked world down around your ears.

We need to take back the territory we have lost to Satan and his Christ hating servants over the past forty years.

My wife was shopping at a grocery store in our town in Michigan years ago. Our son Dan was young enough to be sitting in the seat of the shopping cart, and as my wife got into the check out line, Dan began to sing Jesus Loves Me at the top of his voice. the checkout clerk stopped everything and just smiled and listened and encouraged Dan to keep singing.

How about telling your kid they can sing a song about Jesus in Wal Mart or in the super market? Very few sinners would have the nerve to tell a little kid to shut up. 

American Marines are not ashamed of their zeal

Hospice worker sings to patient

Taking over International House of Pancakes

Take an acre, even a tiny corner of an acre, for the Lord.


Pastor David Hocking went out to eat with another pastor. When the food came, the other pastor suggested, "Why don't we pray silently?"

David Hocking said he didn't have a problem praying out loud, and he prayed in a good clear voice, giving thanks for their food.

A lady later left the restaurant, and as she passed the pastors' table she dropped a note on the table which said, "Please pray for me. I am having some serious problems."

Later, the two pastors paid and left the restaurant, and as they headed for their car, Pastor Hocking saw the woman was still in the parking lot. He went to her and asked if he could pray for her and be of help. She agreed gladly. Pastor Hocking then spoke to her about Jesus Christ, and the end of the story is that the lady confessed faith in Christ and was born again.

Just be open with your zeal for Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit will take if from there and do some very special things.

Matthew 5:16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

STUCK ON STUPID MUSLIMS

We are talking about Muslims who WANT Jihad, love to kill non-Muslims, and will kill on command.

These people have no sense of politics. Islam rejects political devices completely. Sharia law rules all of Islamic society, including all governance.

Angela Merkel is the best friend ISIS has. She virtually invited thousands of refugees and terrorists into Germany. She knew she would be hated for it. She is doomed in the coming elections, so we must assume she has some secret death wish for the German people and German nationalism. This is classic One Worldism. STUCK ON STUPID

But, why do ISIS and Islamic terrorists do these mass killings just before their patron saint Merkel is up for re-election? Muslims cannot reason. They are mad with blood lust. Certainly, there are a handful of "good and peace loving Muslims," as George Bush told us right after he blew up the World Trade Center. But, the majority of Muslims are so filled with hate and lust for blood that they regularly time their murders to their own political disadvantage.

Thus, we must understand that Islam blinds the mind. Muslims believe in a make believe god from ancient Sumer and Babylon, and they follow a prophet who loved to kill and slit throats. His very first efforts to spread Islam consisted of killing all the Jews in Medina. During the battle he raped a Jewish girl named Safiyyah. Later, he married her. Even later, she poisoned him, he knew it, and he did nothing to her. 

Death and blood are a chess game to Islam. Mohammed, and Omar after him, raged around the Middle East killing their own race with joy. To Muslims, a blood bath is just like an old fashioned Christian revival service with sawdust on the floor and folding chairs.

So, get this straight...... Islam will never make sense the same way in which most psychological disorders do not make sense. To assume that any Muslim loves peace is to think suicidally. It is always necessary to see every Muslim, who has not yet left Islam, as a raging killer by instinct. 

The deception is that the majority of Muslims in America and Europe are very peaceful in demeanor. This is because Islam is also schizophrenic. Muslims can be 100% at peace with you, and they sincerely believe they want peace with you. A day later, because of some trigger aspect, like a Mullah lighting their fire with a sermon at the mosque, they can turn on you in raging hate.

Pardon the analogy, but it most definitely fits........ The pack instinct found in animals applies. Muslims are a lot safer to be around when they come to you one at a time. When Muslims are in a group, they drive one another along into sacred rage very quickly, and your alleged dear Muslim friend can soon be screaming in your face.

This pack instinct is also found in some Fundamental Christian groups. Jesus went to the lost one by one. He was at his sweetest when he was one on one. He was rough and harsh when he had a group of Pharisees after him. Do you and your Christian friends tend to gang up and attack only when you are in a group? If so, you have the same disease the Muslims do. Repent.

This following example is meant to teach only one thing and not to characterize Muslims unfairly. 

Any animal control man will tell you that certain dogs have triggers. If you push the dog too far, by discipline or accidentally hurting the dog, the dog will turn on you viciously. This includes such dogs as pit bulls, chows, rottweilers, and some shepherds. 

The dog may be your best friend, and the dog may REALLY LIKE you. But, he comes with a bred in trigger to attack if pushed too far. Other dogs do not have the trigger and can be hurt and beaten to death and never attack. This is why animal torturers and witches choose cocker spaniels and other passive dogs to abuse.

Muslims have a trigger. It is bred into them by the whole Islamic community from birth. They eat, sleep, and breath the total Islamic propaganda which makes them schizophrenic in this way. It is politically incorrect to talk about this today, but if you buy used books online by those early explorers of the Middle East, they talk about this frequently.

Do not think that Muslims are racist. Their trigger can be pulled by another Muslim. Shiites hate Sunnis, and visa versa. Even Mohammed, in his sayings called the Hadith, said that a Muslim who murders another Muslim will one day come before Allah. Both the killer and his victim will be approved and rewarded by Allah. When a Muslim murders another Muslim in the name of Allah, and in the process he is killed, he will have the 72 virgins in Paradise just as certainly as if he killed you, a Bible believing infidel.

So, in terms of self-defense, and in terms of the safely of you local church, every Muslim who comes near you has the trigger of blood lust. It takes a lot to pull the trigger in most Muslims, but once someone pulls that trigger, that lovely Muslim will kill you in a flash and scream "Allah u Akbar."

This is what the German people, and people all over Europe, are learning. Their leaders are utterly stupid and oblivious to the reality of the world they now live in. In their deluded One World gushing madness they have brought to Europe the very people who will destroy Europe. The only thing which will now save Europe is anarchy and mass murder of Muslims by the masses. This too is not an option, so Europe is basically gone.

And, President Obama is doing the same thing to America. It is only a matter of time before the really horrific massacres begin in America.

There is virtually nothing you can do about this on the national level. Our leaders in the USA are all dead beat pedophiles and are blackmailed into submission. I believe this may soon happen to Donald Trump because of his associations with the pedophile criminal, Jeffrey Epstein. Once Epstein decides to take Trump into his collection of owned souls, Trump will become worthless as tits on a bore hog, just like Obama, Bill and Hillary, and George W Bush.

Your responsibility before God is two-fold:

1. Defend your family, church, and yourself. Be armed, and be cautious whenever you find yourself near Muslims. Be polite, but understand that you are dealing with very polite and gracious pit bulls. They have a trigger.

2. Jesus died on the cross for all Muslims. The best thing you can do for a Muslim, and for your own safety, is give the Gospel to a Muslim. It is reported by Islamic leaders that 667 Muslims an hour are leaving Islam. The story about Islam taking over the world is a lot of hog wash. Muslim leaders know this, and they claim Islam is growing. It is NOT. Muslims all over the world are sick of death and blood flowing in the streets from Muslims killing Muslims. Show them Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace.

Does this seem contradictory? 

Well, it is. The whole Christian life is a contradiction. We are told to beware of heretics, devil possessed spiritual thugs, and at the same time, we are told to preach the Gospel to them. Only with the help if the Holy Spirit can you wade through this world of danger to rescue the few who will listen and believe in Christ.

Jude 1:21 Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life.
22 And of some have compassion, making a difference:
23 And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh.

FOOTNOTE: You will not find many people other than me talking about this.......... 

Mohammed hated music, even people singing quietly to themselves. He rebuked them soundly. There is no music in Islam. There is no music in the mosque. The Arabs, and all Middle Eastern people, love music culturally, but in Islam there is none. This is because there is no joy in Islam. Read that last sentence again please.

There is no love in Allah, NONE. There are no Koran studies like we have Bible studies. All that exists in the mosque is dry rote recitation, and Mohammed demanded it that way.

So, what replaces the God given instinct in every Muslim's soul for music, poetry, and inquiry? 

Answer: Sacred rage. Nothing else. Nothing else moves a Muslim.

One of the best things you can do is sing about the Lord Jesus when your Muslim friend is nearby. See if you can stir his dead soul so that he starts longing for what Jesus gave you..... JOY. 

There is no joy in Islam.

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS

The chase is exciting, but a friend pointed me to the information below the video, and the officer went wild at the time of the arrest. He was forced to resign, and should have gotten more than that.

So, enjoy the ride, but be assured that the officer is not typical of Texas law enforcement.

One lesson can be taken away though. 

In any state of city, if you put an officer into a deadly experience, such as the chase in the video, he will finally deal with you in a state of boiling adrenal overload. It is a rare cop who suddenly go into total sweet and loving self-control. 

We are not excusing the cop. But, these guys are human. Push them hard enough, and you may get treated badly. Some of you folks would never think of kicking a sleeping pit bull, but you really believe that you can abuse a law man, and he is obligated to thank you and hold you coat while you scream at him.

Hmmmmmmm

PANIC PANIC, CALL BIG AL GORE AT ONCE......

Global warning is upon us again. This is terrible. I suspect the Bedouin in the Sahara Desert are shivering and all wrapped up in plastic bags they got from the super market in Marrakesh.

This is a sure sign that Global Warming is spreading across the whole world, and soon the massive heat wave will cause the Red Sea to freeze over and Mecca will be the coldest spot in the world.

CHECK IT OUT

TEMPERATURES BELOW ZERO TODAY IN SAUDI ARABIA

Big Al Gore, baby, you might want to postpone your Hajj to Mecca.

AND THEN, THERE IS THAT TROPICAL PARADISE, HAWAII








What is needed at once is for the Arabs and Hawaiians to doctor the weather charts for the past forty years like NOAA did. This will fool old Dajjal, the demon of weather, and he will stop throwing ice cubes into everyone's happy hour.

By the way, it is a beautiful morning here in the Hill Country of Texas. It got all the way down to 30 F last night, and it will be 53 F today. In a couple of days we will be able to have a picnic. Why do we want this to change?

As to carbon tax, we have no problem with that if the tax are only decorative. But, steel tax work a lot better. 

Once again, Balaam's Ass Speaks is honored to present the much coveted Dead Skunk Award to a hero of the age of Bogus Science..... Albert "Gorgeous" Gore, the Tennessee blue tick hound.

NEXT TIME YOU BELLYACHE ABOUT AMERICA.....

This is Kibera, Kenya, Africa's biggest slum at somewhere over half a million people. There is no ambulance service like you and I are used to.

The next time you are tempted to characterize Africa, with its poverty and corruption, think about these young men saving lives with wheel barrows.

CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR CHURCH, OFFICE, OF HOME

These will go a long way to convince your friends that you really do care. You will also save a bundle of cash.

And, be sure to remember your kids' teacher or pastor.

Then, take the whole family out for Chinese Christmas dinner before Trump adds 35% to the price.

THE AMERICAN NATIONAL WINTER BEGINS

Lake Michigan lighthouse- Dec 2016

"Baby (Gore), it's cold outside....."

Abundant hair, but the wrong color.....

Ditto

NATIONAL WINTER OF THE REPUBLIC BEGINS

Hillary Clinton and her International Mafia have arranged for America to enter a political winter that will last for many years. She has inspired monumental hate, death threats, and mayhem. This is being played out today, December 19th, in the form of personal threats and attacks on Electors of the Electoral College.

America is now entering its days of decline. All Americans of every political stripe are filled with hate and rage. Conservatives try to hide it while Progressive Liberals and Democrats flaunt their hate. The media will NOT walk on into the future. They are feasting on hate for Donald Trump, and they simply refuse to stop whimpering and whining.

Good times may well come under Donald Trump, but this will be temporary. Inauguration Day will be a time of extreme fear as security people try to keep Trump alive. Killer Hillary, and her mentor George Soros, have NO qualms about killing anyone. Witness all the Democrats in her inner circle who recently "suicided" themselves. Hillary would kill Jesus if she could. 

As we come to all future elections, the hate in the soul of Progressive Liberals, and the funds of the Soros family, will make very sure that our Republic is reduced to ruins. The end will come in riots, secession, and civil war. As the militia enter the battle, the thing will become a blood bath for Hillary's hate corp. They have no idea what they have set in motion. Like the Brown Shirts of Nazi Germany, they will have their Night of Long Knives and die blubbering, "What happened?"

It will finally sink in with some Americans that it is all over when the the Progressive Liberal thugs force the President to declare Martial Law. This will never be lifted because to lift Martial Law would result in America being burned down from coast to coast. Whoever is President at that future day will be forced into the role of Tyrant in Chief. It will have nothing to do with political parties..... it will all be about survival.

America will one day be Zimbabwe.
If we are lucky........ Argentina.

The alleged racist America which Liberals and Black Presidents talk about today will become a REAL racist nation, and Black Americans will end up being massacred or herded into FEMA camps. Millions of Blacks will kill each other in wars to control the inner cities, and the White rulers will stand back and let them do it. 

This Black on Black tribal war is in progress NOW in Chicago, and Rahm Emanuel is showing how Liberals simply stand back and let it go on. This is the plan of Hillary's One World friends. They HATE
Black Americans.

Why can this happen so easily. Why can Hillary trash America, indeed, even down the road from the grave?

Answer:
Our Public Schools, and especially our colleges, have totally obliterated World History and United States History. The title

"Civics" no longer exists in academic curricula. No one, and I mean even you conservatives, knows how empires crash and burn. If you do, it is only because you were home schooled.

All the symptoms are present NOW in America. The only way any state in the union will retain any form of order will be to walk away in secession. There is NO hope otherwise. Empires, once, they are over the edge, never come back.

NEVER

Indeed, "The weather outside if frightful........."

And,

you Bible believers should already know why:

Psalms 2:1 Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? 

2 The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the LORD, and against his anointed, saying,

3 Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.

4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

5 Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure. 

6 Yet have I set my king upon my holy hill of Zion.

And, Donald Trump is NOT the king in verse 6, in spite of what some of you Satanic Fundamental Baptist pastors are telling your people.

Psalms 75:6 For promotion cometh neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from the south. 

7 But God is the judge: he putteth down one, and setteth up another.

8 For in the hand of the LORD there is a cup, and the wine is red; it is full of mixture; and he poureth out of the same: but the dregs thereof, all the wicked of the earth shall wring them out, and drink them.

It is time for America to wring out the dregs.

FINAL VERDICT FROM THE JUDGE TO THE TRANNY

No comment needed............ speaks for itself.

OMINOUS PLANS OF THE US MILITIA

If the Electoral College is successfully trashed by saboteurs of Hillary Clinton and George Soros, we may be in for some bad days ahead.

READ ABOUT THE SURVEY OF 100 MILITIA AND THEIR ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR PLANS TO TRASH LARGE URBAN AREAS.

Bible believers need to pray for the peace of America. Never in US History has a losing candidate for President rallied such a treacherous mob of thugs to burn and trash America. Hillary Clinton has inspired millions to become lawless beasts.

The ugly problem is, and I have been telling you this could happen...... There is a large group of well trained well armed men who are ready to take down the cities where Hillary won in the election. This would be Hell on earth for millions of innocent Americans.

Do pray on Monday please.



DISCLAIMER: Let it be very clear..... the editor of Balaam's Ass Speaks Blog in no way sees anything lawful or useful in the threats and potential acts of the militia and people planning terror against America in the name of any cause. And, that includes both the friends of Hillary Clinton AND the friends of Donald Trump.