Tuesday, January 12, 2016


NASA, as it turns out, has been hiding some photos since the very first space mission when John Glenn flew the first trip around the earth in space. 

This photo, and many more since, have been systematically hidden in order not to make an intentional incident when the world discovers what our side of the world looks like.

Well, we here at Balaam's Ass Speaks have acquired this photo from Governor Greg Abbott just today, and we are breaking the news to the world. Secrets are usually harmless, but it is a travesty of the highest magnitude to conceal the place in the world that the Republic of Texas holds.

To wit: