Come on now, you gotta know the Texas is very special.
New Englanders hate Texas until they finally come and eat our Bar B Que, and Californians think Texas is to rough until they come and see our smog free sunsets.
COME GET IT STRAIGHT FROM TEXAS
You too could be a Tejano you know. All you need is to pack up your U-Haul, come on down here, and make yourself at home.
One caution: Please leave your attitude back home, and do bring a resume to hand to Human Resources at one of our thriving businesses.
Texas is much too prosperous for you to sit on your butt and collect welfare.
The photo below says it all.
