The girls all swoon, and their boy friends join in to avoid being left behind, and the Sharp Dressed Man always wins the day.
Then.................................
There is THE HAIRY MAN factor:
And, the girls all dream,
Till the RNC screams;
But, it certainly seems,
Like the hairy man's schemes.
WIN
Then again, there is something charming about Bennie's Goodwill wardrobe. Loser Liberals love that. He is a real test of the bag lady's eye appeal (cough, cough).
Never in the history of America have we had such powerful men dressing so well for the masses.
MAIL CALL: I need to know if anyone likes this stuff. I love to do it because it calls me to my ornery side. So, SEND MAIL please if you would like to see more weird comic relief.