Tuesday, May 31, 2016

GEORGIA (former USSR) NEEDS PERMIT TO CARRY SAUSAGES

The people in Georgia (USSR) have a real beef with the vegans in their republic. Taking the bologna by the horns, they attacked the local vegan cafe, throwing bits of bull at the patrons.

This is food for thought. 

Perhaps we could convince the nations of the world to destroy all their weapons and reduce the level of hostilities to slinging the bull.

READ THE STORY, AND WEEP FOR THE BROCCOLI 

Now, here is the advantage of using sausages for weapons. There is no corpus delecti and no weapon to convict the assailant.




It had to happen only in California.