Sunday, July 10, 2016


The Gospel according to California license plate:

Now, here is a fluff head promoting universal salvation by using human reason and no Bible. Her paraphrase and misapplication of a parable is insane. I got a lot more out of the wren chirping in the background than from this dip head.

She also gets here revelation from the book of Enoch:

She also believes in a flat earth. Here is the theologian who inspired the air head. There is no possible way we would question the brilliant reasonings of this man's story, right?

Then, here is another lady air head revelator who got a message from Saint Freightliner:

And, Bill Schnoebelen has been seduced. After escaping from Satanism long ago, he is back to doctrines of devils. I used to consider Schnoebelen a very reliable source on Satanism. I am astounded that he has dived right back into demonic damnation after all these years. His abduction by aliens is insane rubbish.

So, Schnoebelen' recent experiences, and flight from biblical Christianity, have to be from Satan, and this is because his conversion long ago was a hoax. Burn his books, tapes, and DVDs. He is a fraud.

And, the lady prophets love this devilment. It appeals to women who love spooky religion but want to be known as Christians.


1. Stay away from lady prophets and preachers.

2. Declare anyone who hears the shofar, or truck horns, and thinks they heard the voice of God.

3. Keep turning, that is, relax and enjoy the revolution..... of the earth every 24 hours.

4. Anyone who quotes Alister Crowley as an authority (as Schnoebelen did) is damned to hell.

1 Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.
4 For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving:
5 For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.
6 If thou put the brethren in remembrance of these things, thou shalt be a good minister of Jesus Christ, nourished up in the words of faith and of good doctrine, whereunto thou hast attained.
7 But refuse profane and old wives' fables, and exercise thyself rather unto godliness.

James 3:13 Who is a wise man and endued with knowledge among you? let him shew out of a good conversation his works with meekness of wisdom.
14 But if ye have bitter envying and strife in your hearts, glory not, and lie not against the truth.
15 This wisdom descendeth not from above, but is earthly, sensual, devilish.
16 For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work.
17 But the wisdom that is from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, and easy to be intreated, full of mercy and good fruits, without partiality, and without hypocrisy.
18 And the fruit of righteousness is sown in peace of them that make peace.

2 Corinthians 11:13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.

2 Timothy 3:1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.
6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,
7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

We at Balaam's Ass Speaks with to award the greatly coveted Dead Skunk Award for July 2016 to all of the above alleged authorities:

Keep the stink coming, you sons and daughters of Belial.