He is Hispanic also, and that means he is a long ways removed from his Mexican roots in the farmlands of Chihuahua.
Do you suppose the dairy farms of California, in the future, will have this on the label:
Produced in California by cows which hold their farts and carbonate your milk.
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Space X is reported to be looking into buying all the cows in California to use in its satellite launching program. It is thought that the cows may not be as prone to explode as recent rockets in Space X tests.
HERE IS HOW SIMPLE IT IS TO
GET RID OF COW FARTS.
RUSSIAN SOLUTION: COWS JOIN THE ORCHESTRA.